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I xxx BARen er samlet opskrifter på en række særligt udvalgte drinks etc. De bør kunne leveres af en hvilkensomhelst velassorteret bar enten direkte eller via substituerende produkter.

001   7 inches and up

Syv tommer og på vej op

  • 127 ml 7-Up
  • 22 ml After Shock
  • 90 ml Absolut Citron Vodka

1 Fill a highball glass with crushed ice.
2 Pour Absolut Citron and Aftershock over the ice.
3 Add 7-Up and stir slowly to combine.

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002   A royal fuck

Et kongeligt knald

  • 1 oz cranberry juice
  • 1 oz peach schnapps
  • 1 oz canadian whiskey

Refreshing, flavorful, and fun, this cocktail is made to be enjoyed anytime. Its crowd-pleasing taste makes it just as good for casual nights in as it is for festive gatherings.
The Royal F**k is a bold and flavorful shot that’s perfect for parties and nights out. Made with a smooth blend of Canadian whisky, peach schnapps, and cranberry juice, this sweet and tangy shooter goes down easy and leaves a lasting impression. Known for its strong yet balanced taste, the Royal F**k is a go-to party shot that’s quick to make and even quicker to enjoy. Whether you're kicking off a fun night or looking for a crowd-pleasing whiskey cocktail, this vibrant red shot is sure to be a hit.

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003   Absolutely horny

Helt og aldeles liderlig

6 cl bananlikør (f.eks. 99 Bananas)
6 cl vodka
6 cl canadisk whisky (f.eks. Crown Royal)
6 cl ferskenlikør (Peach Schnapps)
9 cl tranebær juice
9 cl ananasjuice

Fyld et stort glas godt op med is. Hæld bananlikør, vodka, whisky og ferskenlikør over isen. Top med tranebær- og ananasjuice, rør godt rundt, og servér med det samme.

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004   Alien Urine Sample

Urinprøve fra udenjordisk væsen

  • 1/2 ounce coconut rum
  • 1/2 ounce melon liqueur
  • 1/2 ounce banana liqueur
  • 2 ounces sweet & sour juice
  • 1/2 ounce peach schnapps
  • 1/2 ounce blue curacao
  • soda water

In a shaker fill with ice and add coconut rum, melon liqueur, banana liqueur, peach schnapps and sweet & sour mix.
Shake it up really good to mix everything together.
Pour everything into a tall glass, add a splash of soda water and blue curaçao.
Enjoy!!!!

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005   Anal sex

Baghyler

  • 1 oz Advocaat Liqueur
  • 2 oz Vodka
  • 1 oz Bailey's Irish Cream (alt: irish cream)
  • 1 oz cream
  • 1 tsp brown sugar (alt: sugar)
  • 1 oz port

Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice and strain into a white wine glass half filled with ice.

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006   Ankles in the air

Anklerne op i luften

  • ½ oz Mandarin Vodka
  • ½ oz Coconut Rum
  • ½ oz Peach Schnapps
  • ½ oz Pineapple Juice
  • ½ oz Orange Juice

Add Ingredients: In a cocktail shaker filled with ice, pour in the mandarin vodka, coconut rum, peach schnapps, pineapple juice, and orange juice.
Shake: Shake the mixture well to chill and combine the ingredients.
Strain and Serve: Strain the drink into a shooter glass and serve immediately.

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007   Ass on your face

Røv på dit fjæs

  • 1 oz chocolate liqueur (like Godiva or Baileys Chocolate Luxe)
  • 1 oz caramel vodka (or regular vodka with a splash of caramel syrup)
  • 1 oz peanut butter whiskey (like Skrewball)
  • Ice
  • Optional: crushed peanuts or caramel drizzle for garnish

Fill a cocktail shaker with ice.
Add the chocolate liqueur, caramel vodka, and peanut butter whiskey to the shaker.
Shake well for about 10–15 seconds until chilled and well-mixed.
Strain into a shot glass.
Optional): Garnish with crushed peanuts around the rim or a drizzle of caramel syrup on top for a sweet touch.
Serve immediately and enjoy the candy bar flavor in every sip!

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008   Bald pussy

Skaldet fisse

  • 1 1/2 shots Melon Liqueur
  • 1 1/2 shots Blueberry Schnapps
  • 1 splash Lime Juice
  • 1 shot Lime Vodka
  • 1 shot Triple Sec
  • 1 splash 7-Up or Sprite
  • 1 shot Absolut Vodka (or any Vodka)

Fill a highball glass with ice to chill the drink.
Add Ingredients: Pour the melon liqueur, blueberry schnapps, lime juice, lime vodka, triple sec, and Absolut vodka over the ice in the glass.
Shake: Transfer the mixture into a shaker, shake well to blend the flavors, and then pour it back into the glass.
Top Off: Add a splash of 7-Up or Sprite for a refreshing fizz.
Serve: Garnish with a lime wedge or cherry if desired. Enjoy your zesty and fruity cocktail!

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009   Bald slut

Skaldet tøjte

  • 30 ml Jagermeister
  • 30 ml Peach Schnapps

1 Combine the Jägermeister and peach schnapps in a shaker with ice.
2 Shake briefly to chill.
3 Strain into a shot glass or pour into a rocks glass over ice.

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010   Bartender's wet dream

Bartenderens våde drøm

  • 1,5 cl Grenadine
  • 1,5 cl Kahlua
  • 1,5 cl Bailey's irish cream
  • Flødeskum på toppen

Kom ingredienserne lagdelt i et shotglas og kom en lille smule flødeskum på toppen.

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011   Better than sex

Bedre end sex

  • 1/2 oz of cream
  • 1/2 oz of haagen dazs cream liqueur (alt: cream liqueur)
  • 1/4 oz of grand marnier orange liqueur (alt: orange liqueur)
  • 1/2 oz of Kahlua coffee liqueur (alt: coffee liqueur)
  • 1/2 oz of Frangelico hazelnut liqueur (alt: hazelnut liqueur)

Pour the Frangelico hazelnut liqueur, Haagen Dazs cream liqueur, Grand Marnier and Kahlua coffee liqueur into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes.
Shake well, and strain into a highball glass filled with ice cubes.
Float the cream on top, and serve.

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012   Big dick in my ass

Stor kæp i min mås

  • 1.5 oz coconut rum
  • 1 oz blue curaçao
  • 1 oz peach schnapps
  • 2 oz pineapple juice
  • 1 oz mango juice
  • Splash of lemon-lime soda (optional, for fizz)
  • Crushed ice

Fill a shaker with crushed ice.
Add coconut rum, blue curaçao, peach schnapps, pineapple juice, and mango juice.
Shake until chilled and lightly frothy.
Strain into a tall glass filled with fresh crushed ice.
Add a splash of lemon-lime soda if desired for a bit of sparkle.
Garnish with a pineapple wedge, cherry, and mint sprig.

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013   Birth Control

Prævention

  • 45 ml Gin
  • 45 ml Rye Whiskey

1 Pour gin and rye whiskey into a rocks glass.
2 Swirl briefly to combine and serve neat or over a single ice cube.

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014   Black pussy

Sort fisse

  • 1 oz Raspberry Liqueur (e.g., Chambord)
  • 1 oz Canadian Whiskey (e.g., Crown Royal)
  • ½ oz Blue Curaçao
  • ½ oz Sour Mix
  • 1 splash 7-Up
  • Garnish: Cherry (optional)

Combine Ingredients: Add the raspberry liqueur, Canadian whiskey, blue curaçao, sour mix, and a splash of 7-Up to a cocktail shaker.
Shake: Fill the shaker with ice and shake well until the mixture is thoroughly chilled.
Strain: Strain the mixture into a glass (a rocks glass or martini glass works well).
Garnish: Add a cherry on top for a decorative touch.
Serve: Enjoy your vibrant and flavorful drink!
Tips for Serving: For a more dramatic presentation, serve in a chilled glass. Adjust the sour mix to taste if you prefer a sweeter or tangier drink. If you want a fizzier version, top the drink with a little extra 7-Up after straining. This bold and colorful cocktail is sure to be a hit at your next gathering! Let me know if you'd like more cocktail recipes or variations.

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015   Bloody coochie

Skide kusse

  • 2 shots vodka
  • 1 shot triple sec
  • 1 shot sweet and sour mix
  • 4 oz orange juice
  • 4 oz fruit punch

Fill a glass half full of ice.
Pour in the ingredients in order.
Stir or shake.
Serve.

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016   Blow job (Liquid sex)

Blow job

  • 1/2 ounce amaretto liqueur
  • 1/5 ounce Irish cream liqueur
  • Whipped cream, to top

Pour the amaretto into a shot glass.
Layer the Irish cream on top of the amaretto by slowly pouring it over a spoon.
Top with the whipped cream without mixing.

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017   Blue balls

Blå kugler

  • Blue Curacao
  • Malibu Coconut Rum
  • Peach Schnapps
  • Lemon Juice

Combine all the ingredients
Shake until chill, and strain into your shot glass.

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018   Climax

Klimax

  • 1/3 jigger Applejack (1 oz Laird's)
  • 1/3 jigger Dry Vermouth (1 oz Dolin)
  • 1 spoon Lime Juice (1/2 oz)
  • 1 spoon Grenadine (1/2 oz)
  • 1/2 White of an Egg (1 Egg White)

Shake once without ice and once with; strain into a cocktail glass and garnish with freshly grated nutmeg.

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019   Clit licker

Klit slikker

  • 1 part Butterscotch Schnapps
  • 1 part Tequila Rose

Add both ingredients to a cocktail shaker filled with ice.
Shake well until chilled.
Strain into a large shot glass or rocks glass.
Serve immediately and enjoy.

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020   Cock 'n Balls

Pik'å kugler

  • 30 ml Smirnoff Green Apple Twist Vodka
  • 30 ml Smirnoff Watermelon Twist Vodka
  • 150 ml Raspberry Lemonade

1 Fill a highball glass with ice cubes
2 Pour raspberry lemonade over the ice.
3 Add green apple vodka and watermelon vodka, stirring gently as you pour.

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021   Cock tease

Pik sjov

  • 1/4 oz Melon liqueur
  • 1/4 oz Sour Peach Pucker
  • 1/4 oz Triple Sec
  • 1/4 oz Vodka

Combine Ingredients: Add the melon liqueur, Sour Peach Pucker, Triple Sec, and vodka to a cocktail shaker filled with ice.
Shake It Up: Shake well to chill and blend the ingredients.
Strain and Serve: Strain the mixture into a shot glass.
Enjoy: Serve immediately and enjoy this simple yet flavorful shot.

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022   Cream on my pussy

Spunk på min fisse

  • 1.5 oz limoncello
  • 1 oz vanilla vodka
  • 1 oz heavy cream
  • Splash of prosecco
  • Ice
  • arnish: lemon twist or sugared rim

Sugary Seduction (Optional): Rim a martini glass with lemon juice, then dip in sugar for that sweet tease
Shake It Good: In a cocktail shaker, combine: Limoncello, Vanilla vodka, Heavy cream and Ice
Shake until it’s chilled and creamy
Pour the Creamy Magic: Strain into your sugar-rimmed martini glass
Make It Sparkle: Top with a splash of prosecco for that sexy fizz
Final Flirt: Garnish with a lemon twist for a bright finish

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023   Creamy crotch

Snasket skridt

  • 60 ml Vodka
  • 15 ml Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey
  • 30 ml Cream
  • 30 ml Cocoa Powder

1 Add cocoa powder to a rocks glass.
2 Pour vodka and Jack Daniel's into the glass over the cocoa powder.
3 Add cream.
4 Stir vigorously until the cocoa powder is as well incorporated as possible.
5 Serve immediately..

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024   Creamy oral orgasm

Flødeagtig oral orgasme

  • 1 oz vodka
  • 1 oz butterscotch schnapps
  • 1 oz coffee liqueur
  • 1 oz heavy cream or milk
  • Salted caramel sauce (for drizzle)
  • Pinch of sea salt (optional)
  • Ice
  • Whipped cream and caramel drizzle for garnish (optional)

Drizzle: Swirl salted caramel sauce inside a glass and add a pinch of sea salt if desired.
Mix: In a shaker, combine vodka, butterscotch schnapps, coffee liqueur, cream, and ice. Shake gently.
Pour: Strain into the caramel-drizzled glass over fresh ice.
Garnish: Top with whipped cream and extra caramel drizzle for a luscious finish.
Sweet, silky, and slightly salty—this dessert cocktail is the ultimate indulgence for butterscotch and coffee lovers alike.

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025   Creamy snatch

Flødefisse

  • 2 part half-and-half (alt: cream)
  • 1 part dekuyper buttershots liqueur (alt: butterscotch liqueur)
  • 1 part Kahlua coffee liqueur (alt: coffee liqueur)
  • ice cubes (alt: ice)

Fill half the glass with ice. Pour in the buttershots first, followed slowly by the kahlua until you're halfway up the glass. (You can allow yourself to be a little more generous with the Buttershots than with the Kahlua). Pour in the half-and-half last, and stir until mixed completely. Serve cold.

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026   Cum in my ass

Sperm i min mås

  • 2 oz coconut rum
  • 1 oz blue curaçao
  • 2 oz pineapple juice
  • 2 oz lemon-lime soda
  • 1/2 oz fresh lime juice
  • Ice
  • Optional Garnishes:
  • Pineapple wedge
  • Lime wheel

Mix: In a shaker or glass, combine coconut rum, blue curaçao, pineapple juice, lime juice, and ice. Stir gently until chilled.
Serve: Pour into a glass over fresh ice and top with lemon-lime soda.
Garnish: Add a pineapple wedge or lime wheel for a vibrant tropical presentation

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027   Cum shot

Sperm skud

  • 1 oz amaretto
  • 1 oz baileys (Irish cream)
  • dollop whipped cream
  • Pour the amaretto into a shot glass as the base layer.
  • Slowly pour the Irish cream over the back of a spoon to create a distinct second layer on top of the amaretto.
  • Add a generous dollop of whipped cream on top of the shot to complete the look.
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028   Dark pussy

Mørk fisse

  • ¼ bottle Bitter Beer
  • ⅓ oz Bourbon Whiskey
  • ⅔ oz Coffee Liqueur
  • ⅔ oz Milk
  • ⅓ oz Tonic Water
  • 1 scoop Chocolate Ice Cream

Combine Ingredients: Add the bitter beer, bourbon whiskey, coffee liqueur, milk, tonic water, and chocolate ice cream into a blender.
Blend Well: Blend until smooth and all ingredients are well combined.
Serve: Pour the mixture into a glass and enjoy immediately.

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029   Deep throat

Langt ned i halsen

  • 1⁄2 oz Kahlua
  • 1⁄2 oz vodka
  • whipped cream

Pour Kahlua and vodka into a shot glass.
Top with whipped cream.

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030   Dirty banana

Uartig banan

  • 1/4 to 1/2 cup ice cubes (use crushed or smash large cubes into smaller chunks)
  • 1 1/2 ounces white rum (1 standard shot)
  • 3/4 ounce Kahlúa (1/2 shot, or other coffee-flavored liqueur)
  • 3/4 ounce banana flavored liqueur (1/2 shot, such as Bols or Giffard)
  • 1 ounce (2 tablespoons) light cream
  • 1 ounce (2 tablespoons) whole milk
  • 1 ripe medium banana
  • unpeeled banana slice or maraschino cherry, for garnish

Gather the ingredients.
Put 1/4 cup to 1/2 cup of ice in the blender container.
Add 1 1/2 ounces white rum, 3/4 ounce Kahlúa, 3/4 ounce banana-flavored liqueur, 1 ounce light cream, 1 ounce whole milk, and 1 ripe medium banana and cover. Blend until smooth, increasing the speed as necessary to thoroughly pulverize the ice.
Pour the drink into a (preferably chilled) small hurricane glass, martini glass, or other cocktail glass.
Cut a slit halfway through a banana wheel and hang it on the rim of the glass. Top with a maraschino cherry if desired.

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031   Dirty girl scout

Uartig pige spejder

  • 1 1⁄2 ounces Baileys Irish Cream (1 jigger)
  • 1 1⁄2 ounces Creme de Cacao, dark (1 jigger)
  • 1 1⁄2 ounces creme de menthe (1 jigger)

Combine all ingredients with ice in shaker.
Shake well; strain into glass.

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032   Dirty orgasm

Sjofel orgasme

  • 1 part galliano herbal liqueur (alt: herbal liqueur)
  • 1 part Bailey's Irish Cream (alt: irish cream)
  • 1 part orange liqueur

Layer in order.

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033   Dirty sex

Sjofel sex

  • 1/4 oz Madeira
  • 1/4 oz Black Cherry Schnapps
  • 1 1/4 oz Melon Vodka
  • 1 splash Grenadine
  • 1 splash Orange Juice
  • 1 splash Pineapple Juice

Prepare the Glass: Fill a glass with ice.
Mix the Ingredients: Pour in the Madeira, black cherry schnapps, melon vodka, orange juice, and pineapple juice into the glass.
Shake: Shake the mixture well to combine the flavors.
Top and Garnish:Add a splash of grenadine on top and garnish with an orange slice and a cherry.
Serve immediately and enjoy your Dirty Sex cocktail!

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034   Dirty slut

Sjofel tøjte

  • 1.5 oz Vodka
  • 1.0 oz Syrup
  • 0.75 oz Raspberry Fresh Lemon Juice
  • A splash Club Soda
  • Garnish: Fresh raspberry

Add the vodka, raspberry syrup, and lemon juice to a cocktail shaker filled with ice.
Shake vigorously until chilled.
Strain the mixture into a rocks glass filled with fresh ice.
Top with a splash of club soda and garnish with a raspberry.
For a non-alcoholic mocktail version, simply skip the vodka and use 1.5 oz of raspberry syrup instead.

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035   Dirty swinger

Uartig swinger

  • 1/2 oz melon liqueur
  • 1/2 oz pineapple juice
  • 1 oz vodka
  • 1 oz Malibu mango rum

In a shaker add ice and all of the ingredients above.
Shake and strain your mixture into a shot glass.

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036   Dirty whore

Sjofel luder

  • 30 ml Vodka
  • 30 ml Peach Schnapps
  • 30 ml Grenadine
  • 30 ml Blackberry Liqueur
  • 30 ml Parrot Bay Rum
  • 150 ml Fruit Punch

1 Combine vodka, peach schnapps, grenadine, blackberry liqueur, and coconut rum in a shaker.
2 Add fruit punch and ice, then shake until well chilled.
3 Fill a highball glass with crushed ice.
4 Strain or pour the mixture over the crushed ice.

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037   Dirty wh*re bath water

Uartig hores bade vand

  • ¾ oz Smirnoff Vodka
  • ¼ oz Apple Pucker
  • 1 tsp. Powdered Lemonade Mix

1. Fill a cocktail shaker with ice.
2. Shake the vodka, apple pucker, and lemonade mix with ice and strain into a shot glass.
3. Serve immediately and enjoy.

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038   Do me now

Knep mig nu

  • 1 oz 151 proof rum
  • 1.5 oz peach schnapps
  • 2 oz cranberry juice
  • splash of sprite
  • 1 orange spiral

Add the 151 proof rum, peach schnapps and cranberry juice to a shaker half filled with ice.
Shake well and strain into glass.
Top with sprite.
Garnish with an orange spiral.

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039   Dublin handshake

Irsk håndtryk

  • 15 ml Irish Whiskey
  • 22 ml Sloe Gin
  • 15 ml Bailey's Irish Cream

1 Pour Baileys Irish Cream, Irish whiskey, and sloe gin into a cocktail glass.
2 Stir briefly to combine.

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040   Fat pussy

Fed fisse

10-12 shots:
  • 1 box (3 oz) strawberry or pink lemonade Jell-O
  • 1 cup boiling water
  • ½ cup vanilla vodka
  • ¼ cup coconut rum
  • ¼ cup cold water
  • Optional: whipped cream + pink sprinkles for that extra tease

Dissolve the Heat: Pour boiling water over Jell-O mix. Stir 'til totally dissolved.
Stir the Sexy: Let it cool just a bit (2–3 mins), then mix in vodka, rum, and cold water.
Pour + Chill: Fill your shot cups or molds. Chill in the fridge for 3–4 hours until set and jiggly.
Garnish + Serve: Top with whipped cream + pink sprinkles
Serve cold, take your shot, and live a little louder

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041   Frozen pussy

Kold fisse

  • 1 oz Irish Cream (e.g., Baileys)
  • 1 oz Strawberry liqueur or Tequila Rose
  • 1-2 scoops Vanilla ice cream
  • Splash of 7-Up
  • Grenadine (for garnish)
  • Ice (if you prefer a lighter, icy slush instead of ice cream)

Blend: Add the Irish cream, strawberry liqueur, and vanilla ice cream to a blender. Toss in a handful of ice cubes if you want it extra frosty.
Pour: Blend until smooth and creamy, then pour the mixture into a highball or hurricane glass.
Garnish: Drizzle grenadine over the top so it sinks through the drink and creates a sweet, marbled look. Drop a cherry on top and serve with a straw!

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042   Fuck me hard

Knep mig hårdt

  • 1/4 oz of Triple Sec
  • 1/4 oz of amaretto almond liqueur (alt: almond liqueur)
  • 1 splash of Cranberry Juice
  • 1 splash of Orange Juice
  • 1/4 oz of Vodka
  • 1/2 oz of raspberry liqueur
  • 1/4 oz of southern comfort peach liqueur (alt: peach liqueur)

Mix everything well and serve over ice.

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043   Fuck me in all positions

Knep mig i alle stillinger

  • 2 oz raspberry or watermelon vodka
  • 1 oz blue curaçao
  • ½ oz lemon juice (freshly squeezed)
  • 1 oz cranberry juice (for color contrast and depth)
  • 2 oz lemon-lime soda or sparkling water
  • Ice cubes
  • Pop Rocks candy (any flavor — for the rim and garnish)
  • Honey or corn syrup (for rimming)
  • Optional: glow stick stirrer or edible glitter

Step 1: Rim the Glass
Pour a packet of Pop Rocks onto a small plate.
Dip the rim of a highball or rocks glass in honey or corn syrup.
Gently dip the sticky rim into the Pop Rocks until it’s coated. Set aside.
Step 2: Mix the Base
In a cocktail shaker filled with ice, add vodka, blue curaçao, lemon juice, and cranberry juice.
Shake vigorously for 15 seconds until chilled.
Step 3: Build the Potion
Carefully pour the shaken mixture into your prepared glass filled with fresh ice.
Top with lemon-lime soda or sparkling water for a bubbly finish.
Step 4: Garnish & Spark
Add a glow stick stirrer or sprinkle edible glitter on top for that mystical vibe.
Drop in a few extra Pop Rocks just before serving for the signature crackle and pop!

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044   F*ck me now

Bol mig nu

Nok til 8 portioner.
  • 2 cups grape juice, chilled
  • 2 cups lemon-lime soda (Sprite/7UP)
  • 1 cup pineapple juice
  • 1 cup vodka (optional)
  • ½ cup blue curaçao
  • ½ cup grenadine (optional – for the eerie swirl)
  • Dry ice (optional – for bubbling effect)
  • Gummy worms or orange slices for garnish

Mix the magic: In a large punch bowl or cauldron, combine grape juice, soda, pineapple juice, vodka, and blue curaçao. Stir gently. Add the drama: Slowly pour in grenadine — it’ll swirl and sink, giving a creepy layered effect. Don’t stir too much if you want that haunted look.
Bring the thrill: Toss in a small chunk of food-safe dry ice for an eerie, bubbling cauldron effect (do NOT touch or ingest dry ice!).
Garnish with danger: Add gummy worms draped over the sides or orange slices floating on top for that wicked vibe.
Serve chilled: Use clear cups to show off the ghostly purple hue and swirling layers.

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045   Fuck me until i scream / - ice cream

Knep mig indtil jeg skriger

  • 2 oz light rum
  • 2 oz coconut rum
  • 2 oz spiced rum
  • 2 oz mango juice
  • 2 oz pineapple juice
  • 1 oz orange juice
  • 1 oz blue curaçao
  • 1 oz fresh lime juice
  • 1 oz fresh lime juice
  • 1 oz simple syrup (optional, to taste)
  • Splash of lemon-lime soda or tropical punch soda
  • Crushed ice or ice cubes

Fill a large drink bucket or pitcher halfway with crushed ice.
Pour in all rums, juices, blue curaçao, lime juice, and simple syrup.
Stir thoroughly to combine and chill.
Top off with a splash of lemon-lime soda or tropical soda.
Add additional ice as needed.
Garnish generously with fruit, candy, and straws for sharing

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046   G-spot

G-punkt

  • ½ oz orange juice
  • 1 oz whiskey
  • ½ oz raspberry liqueur (e.g. Chambord)

Add whiskey, raspberry liqueur, and orange juice in a cocktail shaker with ice.
Shake well until chilled, and strain into a shot glass.

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047   Hanjaab

Håndarbejde

  • 2 oz Bacardi rum
  • 1 oz vodka
  • 1 oz silver tequila
  • 1 oz green apple syrup
  • 3 oz pineapple juice
  • Green apple popping boba (vodka infused) (optional)

Combine Ingredients: In a cocktail shaker filled with ice, add the pineapple juice, vodka, and silver tequila.
Shake Well: Shake vigorously until well mixed and chilled, allowing the ingredients to blend together beautifully
. Prepare the Glass: In a tube glass, pour in the green apple syrup and then add the Bacardi rum.
Fill with Ice: Fill the glass with ice to keep your cocktail refreshingly cool.
Pour the Mixture: Carefully pour the shaken mixture over the ice in the glass, creating a delightful layered effect.
Garnish (Optional): If you want to elevate your cocktail, top it with vodka-infused green apple popping boba for a fun texture and flavor burst.
Serve and Enjoy: Don’t forget to share this vibrant cocktail with your friends! Cheers!
Modify the recipe to your taste, and always drink responsibly. Don’t drink and drive, please!

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048   Hard dick

Stiv pik

  • 1 oz gin
  • 1 oz kahlua (coffee liqueur)
  • 1 oz baileys (Irish cream)

Fill an old-fashioned glass with ice.
Pour in the Kahlua, then the gin, and top with Irish cream.
Gently stir for a marbled effect or mix completely for a uniform creamy texture.

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049   Hello Kitty

Hallo Kitty

  • 1 oz. (30ml) Grapefruit Vodka
  • Lime Juice
  • 1/2 oz. (15ml) Watermelon Pucker
  • 1/4 oz. (7ml) Xrated
  • 1/4 oz. (7ml) Sweet N Sour
  • Lemon Lime Soda
  • 1/4 oz. Maraschino Cherry Juice
  • Watermelon Garnish and Chunks

!

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050   Hot lesbian sex

Hed pigesex

  • 1/2 oz of Cherry brandy
  • 1/2 oz of peach brandy
  • 1/2 oz of peach schnapps
  • 1 splash of 151 proof rum (alt: overproof rum

Add equal parts of both brandys and the peach schnapps in a shot glass, top with 151, set fire to it and serve.

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051   Hot pussy

Varm fisse

  • 1/2 oz of Bacardi 151 rum (alt: overproof rum)
  • 3/4 oz of x-rated fusion liqueur (alt: forbidden fruit liqueur)
  • 1 splash of Pineapple Juice

Pour all amounts over ice in shaker, shake, then strain into shot glass!

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052   Instant orgasm

Øjeblikkelig orgasme

  • 1 oz Vodka
  • 1 oz Kahlua
  • 1 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
  • 1 oz Amaretto
  • 1 oz Frangelico

!

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053    Invite me to f*ck

Inviter mig til at bolle

  • 1½ oz vanilla vodka
  • 1 oz blue curaçao
  • ½ oz white crème de cacao
  • 1 oz cream or half & half
  • Optional: splash of simple syrup (if you're feelin' sweet)
  • Ice
  • Garnish: blue sugar rim 💎 or whipped cream + blue sprinkles

Set the Mood: Rim your martini glass with blue sugar using simple syrup (totally optional, but totally worth it).
Shake It Up: Fill a shaker with ice. Add vodka, blue curaçao, crème de cacao, and cream. Shake it like you mean it for 15 seconds until frothy.
Serve the Seduction: Strain into your glass. Top with whipped cream and blue sprinkles for that irresistible finish

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054   Juicy pussy

Saftig fisse

  • 1 oz Irish Cream
  • 1 oz Peach Schnapps
  • 4 oz Pineapple Juice
  • Ice (for shaking)

Prepare the Mixing Glass: Add ice to a mixing glass.
Pour in 1 ounce of Irish cream, followed by 1 ounce of peach schnapps, and then add 4 ounces of pineapple juice.
Shake: Shake well until the mixture is chilled and combined.
Strain: Strain the mixture into a shot glass.
Serve: Enjoy your delicious Juicy P*ssy shot!

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055   Just fu*ck, don't talk

Bare knep, sig ikke noget

  • 1 oz cotton candy vodka (or bubblegum vodka)
  • 1/2 oz blue curaçao
  • 1/2 oz watermelon schnapps or sour apple liqueur
  • 1 oz lemon-lime soda (Sprite or 7UP)
  • 1 oz club soda (for more fizz)
  • A pinch of Pop Rocks (optional but FUN)
  • Ice
  • Garnish: rock candy stick, Pop Rocks rim, gummy candy skewer

(Optional but epic) Rim your glass with lemon juice and dip into crushed Pop Rocks for a crackling start.
In a shaker filled with ice, add vodka, blue curaçao, and schnapps. Shake lightly.
Strain into a tall glass filled with fresh ice.
Top with lemon-lime soda and a splash of club soda for a fizzy finish.
Garnish with a rock candy stick or a skewer of fizzy/gummy candies.

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056   Kiss my p*ssy

Kys min f*sse

    2 drinks
  • 1/2 cup pineapple juice (chilled)
  • 1/2 cup passionfruit juice or mango nectar
  • 1/4 cup coconut water or lemon-lime soda
  • 1 tbsp fresh lime juice
  • 1 tsp grenadine (for glowing color effect)
  • 1/2 tsp edible shimmer dust or glow powder (optional, for sparkle)
  • Crushed ice
  • Garnish: pineapple wedge, mint sprig, or edible flower

1. **Fill Glasses**
Add crushed ice to two glasses and set aside.
2. **Mix the Juices**
In a shaker or small pitcher, combine pineapple juice, passionfruit or mango nectar, lime juice, and coconut water. Add edible shimmer if using, and stir well.
3. **Pour & Swirl**
Pour the juice mixture over the ice. Slowly drizzle in grenadine — it will sink and swirl up beautifully for a glowing “kiss” effect.
4. **Garnish & Serve**
Add a pineapple wedge or mint sprig for tropical flair. Serve immediately with a straw and enjoy the shimmer and glow!

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057   Kitty nectar

Kussesaft

  • 30 ml Coconut Rum
  • 30 ml Bailey's Irish Cream
  • 30 ml Cherry Advocaat Liqueur
  • 300 ml 7-Up

1 Fill a cocktail shaker two-thirds with crushed ice.
2 Add Bailey's Irish Cream, cherry advocaat, and coconut rum.
3 Shake and strain into a Collins glass filled with ice.
4 Top with 7-Up and serve.

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058   Leg opener

Ben åbner

  • 1 oz of Brandy
  • 1 oz of Butterscotch Schnapps

Fill a highball glass with ice. Pour brandy over the ice followed by Butterscotch Schnapps.

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059   Leg spreader

Ben spreder

  • 2 oz Spiced Rum
  • 2 oz Peach Schnapps
  • 2 oz Coconut Rum
  • 4 oz Pineapple Juice
  • 1 Maraschino Cherry

Add the spiced rum, peach schnapps, coconut rum and pineapple juice to a shaker filled with ice. Shake well. Pour the contents of the shaker into a tall glass. Garnish with a cherry

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060   Lick a horny witch

Slik en liderlig heks

  • 1 oz Peach Schnapps
  • 1 oz Blue Curacao
  • 1 oz White Rum
  • 1 oz Vodka
  • 6 oz Sprite

Fill a tall glass with ice.
Add peach schnapps, blue curaçao, white rum, and vodka.
Top with Sprite.
Stir and serve.

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061   Lick Me 'Til Ice Scream!

Slik mi til is creme / jeg skriger

  • 2 oz dark crème de cacao
  • 2 oz Frangelico
  • 1/2 oz Kahlua
  • 2 oz half & half cream
  • 2 scoops vanilla ice cream
  • 1 cup crushed ice
  • Maraschino cherry for garnish

Blend the Ingredients: In a blender, combine the dark crème de cacao, Frangelico, Kahlua, half & half cream, vanilla ice cream, and crushed ice.
Blend Until Smooth: Blend until the mixture is completely smooth.
Pour and Garnish: Pour into a hurricane glass and garnish with a maraschino cherry.
Serve and Enjoy: Serve immediately and enjoy this creamy, indulgent treat

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062   Lick my stick

Slik min stang

  • 2 oz (60 ml) Vodka
  • 1 oz (30 ml) Sambuca
  • 1 Licorice Stick (for garnish)
  • Ice

Fill a cocktail shaker halfway with ice cubes.
Add 2 oz vodka and 1 oz sambuca to the shaker.
Shake vigorously for 5 to 10 seconds to chill and mix the ingredients.
Strain the mixture into a chilled martini glass.
Garnish with a licorice stick by placing it in the glass or resting it on the rim.

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063   Liquid viagra

Flydende Viagra

  • Vodka: 1.5 oz (45 ml)
  • Blue Curacao: 1 oz (30 ml)
  • Cranberry Juice: 2 oz (60 ml)
  • Lemon Juice: 0.5 oz (15 ml)
  • Grenadine: 0.5 oz (15 ml)
  • Ice Cubes: As needed
  • Garnish: Maraschino cherry

Prepare the Shaker
Fill a cocktail shaker with ice cubes.
Add Ingredients: Pour vodka, Blue Curacao, cranberry juice, lemon juice, and grenadine into the shaker.
Shake: Shake vigorously until the outside of the shaker feels frosty.
Strain & Serve: Strain the cocktail into a chilled glass.
Garnish: Top with a maraschino cherry for a sweet and colorful finishing touch.
Tips
For added flair, rim the glass with sugar or edible glitter.
Adjust the sweetness by varying the amount of grenadine to your taste.
Serve in a martini or rocks glass depending on your preference.
Enjoy your Liquid Viagra responsibly!

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064   Masturbation

Onanering

  • 0.5 oz Irish Cream
  • 0.5 oz White Crème de Cacao
  • 0.5 oz Green Crème de Menthe

Fill a shaker with ice
Add all the ingredients.
Shake well until chilled.
Strain into a shot glass.
Serve and enjoy responsibly!

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065   Muff diver

Muffe dykker

  • 1 part Kahlua
  • 1 part Amaretto
  • 1 part Irish Cream
  • Whipped Cream

Combine equal parts amaretto, Irish cream, and Kahlúa in a cocktail shaker with ice.
Shake briefly and strain into a shot glass.
Set the shot glass inside a wide rocks glass, fill the surrounding space with whipped cream, and optionally top with a cherry.

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066   My pussy needs you

Min fisse behøver dig

  • 1.5 oz vanilla vodka
  • 1 oz crème de cacao (white)
  • 1 oz red velvet liqueur (or chocolate liqueur + red food coloring)
  • 1 oz cream or half-and-half
  • Splash of grenadine
  • Ice
  • Red sugar rim (optional)
  • Whipped cream and a cherry or candy fang for garnish

Rim: (Optional) Dip the rim of your glass in grenadine, then in red sugar for a bloody-sweet touch.
Shake: In a cocktail shaker filled with ice, combine vanilla vodka, crème de cacao, red velvet liqueur, cream, and a splash of grenadine.
Strain: Shake well and strain into a chilled glass.
Garnish: Top with whipped cream and finish with a cherry or candy fang for spooky flair.

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067   My Wife's Snatch

Min kones fisse

  • 30 ml Absolut Raspberri Vodka
  • 30 ml Whaler's Vanilla Rum
  • 30 ml Chambord Raspberry Liqueur
  • 15 ml Midori Melon Liqueur
  • 90 ml Juicy Juice Watermelon Juice

1 Half-fill a cocktail shaker with ice cubes.
Add raspberry vodka, Chambord, watermelon juice, Midori, and vanilla rum.
3 Shake well until chilled.
4 Strain into a highball glass and serve.

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068   Naked lady

Nøgen dame

  • 2.5 ounces rum I used gold
  • 2.5 ounces sweet vermouth
  • 1 ounce apricot brandy
  • 1 ounce lemon juice freshly squeezed
  • Garnish: 2 lemon wheels thinly sliced

Fill cocktail shaker 1/2 way with ice
Add rum, vermouth, brandy and lemon juice
2.5 ounces rum,2.5 ounces sweet vermouth,1 ounce apricot brandy,1 ounce lemon juice
Cap shaker and shake for 15 seconds
Strain and divide into the martini glasses and float a lemon wheel in each glass
2 lemon wheels
Sip
Smile
Enjoy

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069   No lick, no fuck

Ingen slik, ingen ****

  • 2 oz coconut rum (or coconut vodka for more bite)
  • 1 oz white crème de cacao
  • 1 oz cream of coconut (Coco López is perfect)
  • 1 oz heavy cream or half & half
  • Ice
  • Optional Garnish: Shredded coconut or white chocolate shavingsOptional Garnish: Shredded coconut or white chocolate shavings

Shake it good: Fill a shaker with ice. Add all ingredients: coconut rum, crème de cacao, cream of coconut, and cream. Shake like you mean it for 15–20 seconds.
Make it sexy: Strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with a rim of shredded coconut or white chocolate shavings — fluffy, snowy, and seductive.
Sip like you’re in control.
Smooth, silky, and impossible to forget.

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070   Nymphomaniac

Nymfomanisk

  • 1 oz of spiced rum
  • 1/4 oz of coconut rum
  • 1/4 oz of peach schnapps

Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into a shot glass.

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071   One night stand

Engangsknald

  • 1 1/2 oz. Grey Goose Citron
  • 3/4 oz. Simple Syrup
  • 3/4 oz. Lemon Juice
  • 1/2 oz. Berry Puree
  • Splash of Domaine St. Michele Brut

Add Grey Goose Citron, simple syrup, lemon juice and berry puree into a glass.
Shake.
Strain into a mason jar full of ice.
Lightly top with Domaine St. Michele brut.
Garnish with a lemon peel.

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072   Orgasm

Orgasme

  • 3 cl Cointreau
  • 3 cl Irish Cream
  • 2 cl Grand Marnier
  • 1 Maraschino cherry

Build all ingredients over ice in an old fashioned glass or shot glass.

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073   Pain in the ass

Ondt i røven

    4 drinks:
  • 4 oz Midori melon liqueur
  • 2 oz Bacardi 151 rum (be careful, it's strong!)
  • 4 oz Malibu coconut rum
  • 2 oz DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
  • 8 oz pineapple juice
  • 8 oz 7-Up soda (or any lemon-lime soda)

Combine the Liquors: In a large pitcher, pour in the Midori melon liqueur, Bacardi 151 rum, Malibu coconut rum, and DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker schnapps. The combination of these spirits gives the drink its bold, fruity kick!
Add Pineapple Juice: Pour in the pineapple juice, and gently stir to blend all the flavors together. This tropical juice balances out the bold alcohol flavors with some sweetness and tartness.
Top with Soda: Add the 7-Up soda to the mixture for some fizz and extra refreshment.
Serve: Fill highball glasses with ice and pour the mixed cocktail into each glass. Stir gently to mix everything evenly.
Enjoy: Serve immediately and enjoy the sweet, tangy, and fizzy Pain in the Ass Drink with your friends. Cheers to good times and fun flavors!
Pro Tip: This cocktail packs a punch, so sip responsibly and make sure to pace yourself—it's as potent as it is delicious!

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074   Panty dropper

Trusse taber

  • 2 oz raspberry vodka, will still taste great with regular vodka
  • 2 oz blueberry schnapps
  • 2 oz cranberry juice
  • generous scoop of ice
  • orange twist, to garnish

Add ice and your ingredients to a cocktail shaker. Shake for approximately 30-45 seconds

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075   Panty remover

Trusse fjerner

  • 2 fl oz vodka
  • 2 fl oz beer
  • 1 fl oz tequila (I prefer Patron)
  • 1 fl oz lemonade
  • Splash cranberry juice

Fill tall glass with ice.
Pour vodka, beer, and tequila into glass.
Pour lemonade to the top and add splash of cranberry juice.
Garnish with lemon slices and maraschino cherry

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076   Pink pussy

Lyserød fisse

  • 2 cl. CUBA Raspberry
  • 2 cl. BARMIX Grenadine Sirup
  • 2 spsk. Flødeskum
  • Sprite

CUBA Raspberry og grenadine shakes med fløde. Top til sidst med Sprite og pynt med friske hindbær.
En klassiker, der lyder fræk og smager skønt!

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077   Porn Star Martini

Porno stjerne martini

  • 1 1/2 ounces vanilla vodka
  • 1/2 ounce passion fruit liqueur (such as Passoã or De Kuyper)
  • 1 ounce passion fruit puree
  • 1/2 ounce lime juice, freshly squeezed
  • 1/2 ounce vanilla simple syrup
  • 2 ounces sparkling wine, chilled
  • Garnish: 1/2 passion fruit, fresh

Add all ingredients except sparkling wine into a shaker with ice and shake vigorously until well-chilled.
Strain into a chilled coupe glass.
Garnish with a passion fruit half.
Serve with a sparkling wine sidecar (on the side).

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078   Promiscuous cunt

Promiskuøs kusse

  • 1 part Vodka
  • 1 part Peach Schnapps
  • 1 part Melon Liqueur

1 Combine vodka, peach schnapps, melon liqueur, and a splash of pineapple juice in a cocktail shaker with ice.
2 Shake briefly until chilled.
3 Strain into a shot glass.
4 Add a small splash of lemon-lime soda on top..

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079   Purple Alaskan Thunder Fuck

Lilla tordenknald a'la Alaska

  • 1/4 oz Vodka
  • 1/4 oz Rum
  • 1/4 oz Gin
  • 1/4 oz Triple Sec
  • 1/4 oz Raspberry Liqueur
  • 1/4 oz Sweet & Sour Mix
  • 1 splash 7-Up
  • 1 splash Pineapple Juice
  • Ice

In a cocktail shaker filled with ice, combine 1/4 oz vodka, 1/4 oz rum, 1/4 oz gin, 1/4 oz triple sec, 1/4 oz raspberry liqueur, 1/4 oz sweet & sour mix, and 1 splash pineapple juice.
Shake well to mix and chill the ingredients.
Strain the mixture into a shot glass.
Add a splash of 7-Up on top.

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080   Pussy eater

Fisse æder

  • 2 parts Whiskey, Canadian (Crown Royal)
  • 3 parts Schnapps, peach
  • Fill with Orange Juice
  • 1 piece Cherries/Maraschinos
  • 1 slice Pineapple
  • 1 slice Oranges

First put ice in jar, then add 2 parts Crown and 3 parts peach schnapps. Fill rest of the way with OJ, stir togeher. Garnish with cherry, orange, or pineapple.

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081   Pussy juice

Fisse saft

  • 1/2 oz of grenadine syrup
  • 1 tsp of Lime Juice
  • 2-3 oz of Orange Juice
  • 2-3 oz of Pineapple Juice
  • 1 1/2 oz of captain morgan parrot bay coconut rum (alt: coconut rum)

Shake with ice, pour into a highball glass, and serve.

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082   Pussy monster

Monster fisse

  • 1 del Sour Raspberry Pucker – Syrlig, sød og surt hindbær-likør
  • 1 del Energy Drink (Monster) – Vælg din yndlings-smag for en energiboost
  • Hæld Sour Raspberry Pucker i en shot glass.
  • Tilsæt Monster energidrikken ovenpå.
  • Rør let, hvis du vil, at smagene smelter eller efterlader det lagret for sjov!
  • Tag shoten og mærk energien og den surte kick!
  • Pro Tip:
  • Vil du have lidt mere sprudling? Tilsæt en skvæt klunk sodavand for at give det en bubbly kant!
  • Klar til at få din energi i gang med denne?
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083   Pussy on your face

Fisse i fjæset

  • 3/4 oz of banana liqueur
  • 1 oz of melon liqueur
  • 1 oz of sweet and sour mix
  • 1 splash of Orange Juice
  • 1 splash of Pineapple Juice
  • 3/4 oz of Strawberry Vodka

Put icecubes into glass and add melon liqueur first. Add all remaining ingredients except for the orange and pineapple juices....juices are poured in at the end of the process, as in orgasmic experience.

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084   Quick fuck

Hurtigt knald

  • 0,33 oz Kaffe-Likør
  • 0,33 oz Melon-Likør
  • 0,33 oz Irskt Cream

Forbered din shotglas:
Begynd med en ren shotglas for at sikre, at lagene forbliver skelte.
Lager den første likør: Begynd med at hælde 0,33 oz melon-likør i den shotglas. For at skabe en ren lag, hælde den langsomt over spisen bagved eller brug en hælger til at hælde drinks. Melon-likör typisk er tyngre, hvilket gør det til en god basis.
Tilføj den anden likør: Deltag derefter, omhyggeligt lagde 0,33 oz irskt cream over melon-likör med samme teknik. Denne tyngde forskel mellem likørene tillader kaffenikøren at sidde pænt på toppen af melon-likøren uden at blande.
Topp med irskt cream: Tilføj derefter 0,33 oz irskt cream. Irskt cream er lettere og vil flyde over de to andre lag, hvis det hælges langsomt og langsomt.
Servering straks: Server kaffet straks efter lagning for at bevare de skelte lag og sikre den bedste smagsoplevelse.
Nyd din hurtige Fuck Shot!

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085   Santa in the sack

Julemanden i kanen

  • 1 oz Vodka
  • ½ oz Red Bull
  • 4 oz Red Cranberry Juice
  • 1 Lime Wedge

Fill a rocks glass with ice cubes.
Add the Vodka, Red Bull, and Red Cranberry Juice to the glass.
Stir the drink gently to combine the ingredients.
Garnish with a lime wedge for an added touch of freshness.
Santa in the Sack is a lively and energizing cocktail, thanks to the Red Bull's boost and the crisp, tart notes of cranberry juice. The vodka gives it a clean, smooth finish while the lime wedge adds a zesty pop. It’s a fun, festive drink that combines the sweetness of cranberry with the energy of Red Bull, perfect for those who want to stay alert during a holiday party or to enjoy a spirited cocktail with a refreshing twist.

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086   Screaming multiple climax

Skrigende mangfoldigt klimaks

  • 30 ml Vodka
  • 15 ml Creme de Cacao
  • 15 ml Amaretto
  • 15 ml Frangelico
  • 15 ml Creme de Banana
  • fill with Cream

1 Fill a shaker with ice.
2 Add vodka, creme de cacao, amaretto, Frangelico, and creme de banana.
3 Shake well until thoroughly chilled.
4 Strain into a hurricane glass.
5 Top with cream to fill the glass..

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087   Screaming orgasm

Skrigende orgasme

  • 1.25 oz Vodka
  • 1.25 oz Coffee liqueur - eg. Kalhùa
  • 1.25 oz Amaretto - eg. Disaronno
  • 1.25 oz Irish cream - eg. Baileys
  • 1.25 oz half n half
  • 1.25 oz whole milk

Add all ingredients into your cocktail shaker with plenty of ice.
Shake well for 10 - 15 seconds and strain the drink in a Hurricane glass filled with crushed ice.
Garnish with grated chocolate.

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088   Set her clit on fire

Sæt ild til hendes klit

  • 0.5 oz Cinnamon whiskey
  • 0.5 oz Jagermeister
  • 0.25 oz, 151 proof rum
  • Tabasco

Rim edge of shot glass with tabasco and chili flakes
Pour cinnamon whiskey followed by jagermeister
Add a float of 151 proof rum
Light the 151!

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089   Set my pussy on fire

Sæt ild til min fisse

  • 1 oz vodka (plain or flavored like citrus or berry)
  • 1 oz blue curaçao
  • 1 oz lemon-lime soda
  • 1 oz sour mix
  • Gummy candies (for garnish)
  • Ice cubes

Fill a cocktail shaker with ice.
Add vodka, blue curaçao, and sour mix. Shake well.
Strain into a glass filled with fresh ice.
Top with lemon-lime soda and stir gently.
Garnish with a skewer of gummy candies.
Serve immediately and enjoy the electric burst of flavor!

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090   Sex on the bar

Sex på bardisken

  • 2 oz pineapple rum
  • 1/2 oz Triple Sec
  • 1/2 cup cranberry juice
  • 1 splash Piña Colada mix
  • 1/2 cup pineapple juice
  • Ice cubes
  • Pineapple wedge or cherry (for garnish)

Prepare the Glass: Fill a highball or hurricane glass with ice cubes.
Mix the Ingredients: In a cocktail shaker, combine pineapple rum, Triple Sec, cranberry juice, Piña Colada mix, and pineapple juice. Shake Well: Shake vigorously for about 10 seconds until well chilled.
Pour & Serve: Strain the mixture into the prepared glass.
Garnish & Enjoy: Add a pineapple wedge or cherry on top for a beautiful finish. Serve immediately and enjoy!

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091   Sex on the beach

Sex på stranden

  • 4 cl vodka
  • 5 cl tranebærjuice
  • 5 cl ananasjuice
  • 1,5 cl ferskensirup
  • Isterninger
  • Appelskive eller båd til pynt

Hæld isterninger i shakeren.
Tilsæt alle ingredienser i shakeren.
Shake grundigt.
Put isterninger i highball glas
Strain drinken ned i glasset.
Pynt eventuelt med en skive appelsin.

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092   Sex with the bartender

Sex med bartenderen

  • 1 splash of grenadine syrup
  • 1 splash of Irish cream
  • 1/2 shot of coconut rum
  • 1/2 shot of Triple Sec
  • 1/2 shot of Lime Juice
  • lemons
  • limes
  • 7-up soda (alt: sprite)

Mix rum, triple sec, lime juice, grenadine and 7-up. Garnish with lemon and lime, then splash irish cream down the middle.

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093   Sex With The Manager

Sex med chefen

  • 1 splash Absolut Apeach Vodka
  • 1 shot Captain Morgan Pineapple Rum
  • 1 shot Captain Morgan Mango Rum
  • 1 shot Captain Morgan Passion Fruit Rum
  • 1 splash 7-Up
  • 1 splash Cranberry Juice
  • Orange Juice – to fill
  • Ice – to fill the glass
  • Garnish – orange slice + maraschino cherries

Fill a tall glass (like a hurricane or highball) with ice.

Add:
1 shot each of the flavored rums
A splash of Absolut Apeach
Top off with orange juice.
Add a splash of cranberry juice and a splash of 7-Up on top.
Garnish with colorful fruit – orange slice and cherries work perfectly.

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094   Sexy bitch

Sexet kælling

  • 1 oz Amaretto
  • 1 oz Canadian Whiskey (e.g., Crown Royal)
  • 2 oz Southern Comfort
  • 1 can 7-Up (or to taste)
  • 1 splash Sour Mix
  • Ice
  • Optional: Lemon wedge or cherry for garnish

Fill a highball glass with ice. Pour in the Amaretto, Canadian whiskey, and Southern Comfort.
Add a splash of sour mix.
Top off with 7-Up and stir gently.
Garnish with a lemon wedge or cherry if desired.
Enjoy!

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095   Shaved beaver

Barberet dusk

  • 1.5 oz(45ml) Canadian whiskey
  • 1 oz(30ml) Peach schnapps
  • 4 oz(120ml) Cranberry juice
  • 0.5 oz(15ml) Lime juice

Fill a highball glass with ice.
Pour in the Canadian whiskey, peach schnapps, and lime juice.
Top off with cranberry juice.
Stir well to combine.
Garnish with a lime wheel.

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096   Shaved pussy

Barberet fisse

  • 1½ oz vodka
  • ½ oz grenadine
  • 2 oz sweet and sour mix
  • 3 oz lemon lime soda (e.g. 7-up, Sprite)

In a highball glass with ice, pour in vodka, grenadine and sweet and sour mix.
Add lemon-lime soda and stir gently.
Garnish with a lemon wedge and cherry.

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097   Slippery dick

Glat pik

  • 1 ½ oz Butterscotch Schnapps
  • 2 oz Baileys Irish Cream
  • 3 ½ oz Half and Half Cream
  • Maraschino Cherry (with a long slippery stem for garnish)

Prepare the Glass: Begin by filling a rocks glass with plenty of ice. This forms the perfect cool base for your drink. Pour the Ingredients: Start by adding butterscotch schnapps to the glass, its sweet, warm caramel notes filling the glass. Next, pour in the creamy Baileys Irish Cream, giving the drink a rich and velvety texture. Finally, add the half and half cream, which will give the cocktail a smooth, luxurious finish.
Stir the Drink: Gently stir the mixture, letting the flavors blend together in perfect harmony. As the ingredients mix, you’ll see the drink transform into a creamy, light golden concoction.
Garnish with a Cherry: Add the finishing touch with a maraschino cherry, preferably one with a long slippery stem to add a touch of playfulness and charm. The cherry will sit atop the creamy concoction, ready to be enjoyed. There’s something undeniably decadent about the Slippery Dick cocktail. The sweet combination of butterscotch schnapps and Baileys gives it a smooth, indulgent quality that makes it feel like a treat rather than just a drink. The addition of half and half cream takes this cocktail to a new level of creaminess, turning every sip into an experience. It’s a drink that’s as comforting as it is enjoyable, with a little playful twist thanks to the maraschino cherry garnish.
Imagine yourself at a cozy gathering with friends or at a low-key celebration, when someone orders a round of these delightful cocktails. As the Slippery Dick is served, the room lights up with a mixture of laughter and curiosity. It’s the kind of drink that instantly becomes a conversation starter, with its creamy texture and cheeky name. With every sip, you feel a little more relaxed, a little more indulged, and a lot more in the mood to enjoy the moment.
Whether you're hosting a party or simply relaxing after a long day, the Slippery Dick cocktail always delivers. It’s a reminder that sometimes, the best moments are those spent savoring the little things—like a perfectly crafted drink and the laughter of friends surrounding you. So go ahead, pour yourself a glass, let the sweetness take over, and allow the good times to slip right on in. Cheers!

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098   Slippery nipple

Glatbrystvorte

  • ¾ fluid ounce butterscotch schnapps
  • ¾ fluid ounce Irish cream liqueur

Pour butterscotch schnapps into a shot glass, then top with Irish cream liqueur.

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099   Slow fuck

Langsom knald

  • 1/2 oz of Gin
  • 2 oz of sweet and sour mix
  • 2 oz of Pineapple Juice
  • 1 oz of blue curacao liqueur

Pour blue curacao and gin into an ice-filled old-fashioned glass. Fill with equal parts sweet and sour mix and pineapple juice, and serve.

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100   Snatch

Fisse

  • 1.5 oz Homemade vanilla vodka
  • 5 oz Apple juice
  • 0.15 oz Vanilla pods
  • 6 Ice cubes
  • Fill a highball glass to the top with ice cubes
  • Pour in vanilla vodka
  • Top up with apple juice and stir gently
  • Garnish with a vanilla pod
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101   Sour pussy

Sur fisse

  • 1 1/2 oz of southern comfort peach liqueur (alt: peach liqueur)
  • 2 oz of sweet and sour mix
  • 1 splash of Lemon Juice

Mix over ice.

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102   Squeeze my tit

Klem min babs

  • 1½ oz Malibu coconut rum
  • 1 oz banana liqueur
  • 1 oz vanilla vodka
  • 2 oz pineapple juice
  • 1 oz orange juice
  • Optional: Splash of lemon-lime soda for some extra fizz
  • Ice
  • Garnish: Banana slice or yellow candy for fun

Ice It: Fill that shaker with ice and get ready to play.
Mix the Mischief: Pour in Malibu, banana liqueur, vanilla vodka, pineapple juice, and orange juice. Shake it like someone just yelled "Spring Break!"
Serve the Sass: Strain into a glass filled with ice. Add a splash of lemon-lime soda if you like a little sparkle. Garnish with a cheeky banana slice or candy on the rim

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103   Strawberry seduction

Jordbær forførelse

  • 45ml strawberry gin
  • 30ml strawberry sake
  • 30ml strawberry & star anise syrup
  • 45ml strawberry puree
  • 30ml lemon juice
  • 3 sprigs of basil

Shake all the above together with ice.
Double strain into a hurricane glass.
Garnish with fresh basil tips, dried strawberries, and star anise.

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104   Strawberry stripper

Jordbær stripper

  • 1 1/2 oz. Schnapps, strawberry
  • 1 drop Cream
  • 5 oz. Orange Juice

Fill a Collins glass half full with ice.
Pour in the strawberry schnapps and orange juice.
Add one drop of cream.
Stir well and serve.

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105   Strip and go naked

Strip og vær bar

  • 30ml Dry Gin
  • 30ml Vodka
  • 30ml Lime Juice
  • 20ml Orange Juice
  • 150ml Lager Beer
  • 5ml Grenadine

Stir all ingredients over ice until well chilled, then pour unstrained into a double Old Fashioned glass. I’ve garnished with fresh mint; and an orange peel bird flying past a lime wheel sun

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106   Strip and go naked (punch)

Strip og vær bar (punch)

  • 30 (12 fluid ounce) cans or bottles Keystone Light beer
  • 1 ¾ liters vodka
  • 2 (12 ounce) cans frozen lemonade concentrate, thawed

In a 4 to 5 gallon sports drink dispenser, combine the light beer, vodka and lemonade concentrate. Stir gently to disperse the lemonade. Put the lid on and serve.

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107   Sugar daddy

Sukker farmand

  • 1½ oz Baileys Creme Caramel
  • 1½ oz Kahlua
  • 1½ oz Butterscotch Schnapps
  • 1½ oz Half & Half Cream
  • Caramel Syrup

Fill a shaker halfway with ice cubes. Add the first four ingredients to the shaker. Shake the mixture well. Strain the drink into a chilled cocktail glass and drizzle with the caramel syrup.

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108   Sweet pussy

Sød fisse

  • 1 1/2 oz of black haus blackberry schnapps
  • 1/2 oz of DeKuyper Watermelon Pucker Schnapps
  • 1 splash of Cranberry Juice

Add ingredients to a mixing glass half-filled with ice. Swirl and strain into a large shot glass, and serve.

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109   Threesome

Trekant

  • 45 ml Calvados / apple brandy / straight applejack
  • 30 ml Triple sec liqueur (40% alc./vol.)
  • 15 ml Aniseed (anise) liqueur
  • 45 ml Pineapple juice

Select and pre-chill a MARTINI GLASS.
Prepare garnish of pineapple wedge.
SHAKE all ingredients with ice.
FINE STRAIN into chilled glass.

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110   Tie me to the bedpost

Bind mig til sengestolpen

  • 1.5 oz Melon liqueur
  • 0.75 oz Citrus vodka
  • 1 oz Coconut rum
  • 1 oz Sweet & sour mix

Fill a glass with ice
Pour in melon liqueur
Pour in citrus vodka
Pour in coconut rum
Pour in sweet & sour mi
x Stir to mix
Garnish with a cherry

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111   Toilet water

Toilet vand

  • 7-Up - You can any clear soda, such as Sprite. Also, sparkling water would also work in a pinch.
  • Vodka - Don't skimp on the vodka! Buy the good stuff. Not the ridiculously expensive stuff though.
  • Mixed Berry (BLUE) Gatorade - Feel free to substitute Powerade or any kind of blue fruit juice.
  • Cointreau - It's an orange-flavoured triple sec liqueur. You can sub in any other brand.

Mix all the ingredients in a large mason jar or punch bowl. Stir well and refrigerate.
Serve!

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112   Twat

Kusse

  • 1 oz(30ml) Tuaca
  • 1 Lemon wedge
  • 1 tsp Sugar

Rim a shot glass with sugar.
Pour 1 oz of Tuaca into the shot glass.
Serve with a lemon wedge on the side.

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113   Urine

Urin

  • 60 ml Gin
  • 30 ml Lime Juice
  • 90 ml Club Soda

1 Combine gin and lime juice in a glass.
2 Add club soda and stir gently.
3 Warm the drink gently before serving, either over low heat or by using warm club soda.

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114   Viking's testicle

Vikingens testikel

  • Base Drink:
  • Black Cow Vodka: 1 oz (30ml)
  • Black Spiced Rum: 0.75 oz (22ml)
  • Brown Sugar Syrup (2:1): 0.5 oz (15ml)
  • Lemon Juice: 0.25 oz (7ml)
  • Banana Foam:
  • Banana Liqueur: 3 oz (90ml)
  • Lime Juice: 0.5 oz (15ml)
  • Eggs: 3
  • Garnish:
  • Banana slices

Banana Foam:
In a whipper, combine:
Banana liqueur, lime juice, eggs.
Charge with nitrogen. Shake well and set aside.
Base Cocktail:
In a shaker, combine: Black cow vodka, black spiced rum, brown sugar syrup, lemon juice.
Add ice and shake vigorously.
Assembly:
Strain the shaken mixture into a wine glass.
Top with the prepared banana foam.
Garnish:
Brulée banana slices with a torch until caramelized.
Place the banana slices on a cocktail pick and set on the lip of the glass.
About This Drink: Created for adventurous mixologists, the Viking’s Testicle showcases a balance of sweet, tangy, and rich flavors with a dramatic presentation. The banana foam and bruléed banana slices elevate this cocktail into a professional-grade experience.
Drink Responsibly: Impress your guests with this bold and creative masterpiece!

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115   Violent sex

Voldsom sex

  • 1 oz white curaçao
  • 1/2 oz sloe gin
  • Orange juice (to fill halfway)
  • Sour mix (to fill halfway)

Combine Ingredients: Add the white curaçao and sloe gin to a glass.
Fill the Glass: Fill half of the glass with orange juice and the other half with sour mix.
Stir and Serve: Gently stir to mix the ingredients and serve immediately.
Enjoy your vibrant and refreshing cocktail!

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116   Vulva

Vulva

  • 2 part Rum
  • 2 part Key Largo Schnapps
  • 1 part Triple Sec
  • fill with Orange Juice

1 Fill a Collins glass with ice cubes.
2 Add Key Largo schnapps, rum, and triple sec to the glass.
3 Fill with orange juice and stir gently to combine.

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117   Walk of shame

Skammens gang

  • 1/2 oz goldschlager
  • 1/2 oz jagermeister

Pour goldschlager into shot glass.
Slowly layer jagermeister over back of barspoon onto surface of goldschlager.

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118   Wampire's bite

Vampyrens bid

  • 1/2 oz raspberry vodka
  • 1/2 oz cranberry juice
  • Optional: Splash of grenadine for extra "blood" effect
  • Ice cubes

Chill the glass: Start by chilling your shot glass. You can place it in the freezer for a few minutes, or fill it with ice while you prepare the ingredients.
Layer the shot: In a mixing glass or shaker, add the raspberry vodka and cranberry juice. Shake gently with ice to chill the ingredients, but don’t overdo it—this shot is best served with a little clarity between the layers.
Pour and create the "bite": Strain the vodka and cranberry juice mixture into your chilled shot glass. For that perfect "bloody" effect, you can drizzle a small splash of grenadine down the side of the glass so it sinks to the bottom, giving the appearance of a bite mark!
Serve & Enjoy: Serve immediately and enjoy the fruity, tangy, and mysterious flavors of the Vampire’s Bite Shot! This drink is sure to get everyone in the mood for a fang-tastic time.
Whether you’re hosting a Halloween party or just looking for a fun, spooky shot, the Vampire’s Bite Shot is an easy and eerie drink to serve. It’s delicious, visually striking, and guaranteed to be a hit!

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119   Wanna fuck?

Vil du kneppe?

  • 2 oz Blue Curacao
  • 1 1/2 oz Peach Schnapps
  • 1 1/2 oz Vodka
  • 2 oz Cranberry Juice
  • 1 oz Orange Juice
  • 1 oz Pineapple Juice

STEP 1: MIX THE COCKTAIL
In a cocktail shaker, combine blue curacao, peach schnapps, vodka, cranberry juice, orange juice, and pineapple juice. Fill with ice, then shake thoroughly until well-chilled.
STEP 2: SERVE
Strain the cocktail into a glass filled with fresh ice, allowing the vibrant colors to blend beautifully. Serve immediately and enjoy.
Relish in the Wanna Fuck cocktail, a bold, fruity drink with a refreshing tropical twist!

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120   Wet crotch

Vådt skridt

  • 30 ml (1 oz) Triple Sec
  • 30 ml (1 oz) Raspberry Liqueur
  • 30 ml (1 oz) Irish Cream Liqueur

Layer the ingredients: Start by pouring the Triple Sec into the shot glass.
Carefully layer the Raspberry Liqueur on top using the back of a spoon to slow the pour and create a distinct layer.
Finally, layer the Irish Cream Liqueur on top using the same spoon technique.
Serve immediately: Enjoy the shot as is, or give it a quick stir before drinking for a mixed flavor.
Flavor Profile:
Triple Sec: Adds a sweet, citrusy orange flavor as the base.
Raspberry Liqueur: Brings a fruity, tangy berry note in the middle layer.
Irish Cream Liqueur: Provides a creamy, smooth finish with hints of vanilla and whiskey.
This shot is perfect for parties or as a fun way to end a meal. The layered effect makes it visually appealing, and the combination of flavors is sure to impress! Cheers!

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121   Wet pussy

Våd fisse

  • 2 cups mixed berry juice (strawberry, raspberry, blueberry)
  • 1 cup orange juice (freshly squeezed)
  • ½ cup lemonade
  • ½ cup club soda or sparkling water
  • ¼ cup honey or simple syrup (optional, for sweetness)
  • 1 cup fresh mixed berries (strawberries, raspberries, blueberries, blackberries)
  • Ice cubes
  • Orange slices (for garnish)
  • Fresh mint sprigs (for garnish)

In a large pitcher, combine berry juice, orange juice, lemonade, and honey (if using). Stir well.
Add fresh berries and ice cubes.
Pour in club soda or sparkling water just before serving for a fizzy effect.
Stir gently and garnish with orange slices and mint sprigs.
Serve immediately and enjoy the refreshing taste of spring!

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122   Wild sex

Vild sex

  • 1/2 oz of peach schnapps
  • 1 oz of Orange Juice
  • 1 oz of Cranberry Juice
  • 1 oz of Pineapple Juice
  • 1/2 oz of Bacardi 151 rum (alt: overproof rum)
  • 1 oz of Malibu coconut rum (alt: coconut rum)
  • 1/2 oz of grenadine syrup

Fill a hurricane glass with ice, pour in malibu, peach schnapps and 151.
Pour juices on top followed by a splash of grenadine.
Use a shaker tin to cover the glass and give a couple of good shakes.

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123   Witch's clit

Heksens klit

  • 960 ml Vodka
  • 2880 ml Lemon-Lime Soda

1 Pour out one-quarter of the lemon-lime soda from its container to make room.
2 Add the vodka directly to the container.
3 Cap the container and shake to combine, then serve over ice.

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