xxx BARen
I xxx BARen er samlet opskrifter på en række særligt udvalgte drinks etc. De bør kunne leveres af en hvilkensomhelst velassorteret bar enten direkte eller via substituerende produkter.
001 7 inches and up
Syv tommer og på vej op
1 Fill a highball glass with crushed ice.
2 Pour Absolut Citron and Aftershock over the ice.
3 Add 7-Up and stir slowly to combine.
002 A royal fuck
Et kongeligt knald
Refreshing, flavorful, and fun, this cocktail is made to be enjoyed anytime. Its crowd-pleasing taste makes it just as good for casual nights in as it is for festive gatherings.
The Royal F**k is a bold and flavorful shot that’s perfect for parties and nights out. Made with a smooth blend of Canadian whisky, peach schnapps, and cranberry juice, this sweet and tangy shooter goes down easy and leaves a lasting impression. Known for its strong yet balanced taste, the Royal F**k is a go-to party shot that’s quick to make and even quicker to enjoy. Whether you're kicking off a fun night or looking for a crowd-pleasing whiskey cocktail, this vibrant red shot is sure to be a hit.
003 Absolutely horny
Helt og aldeles liderlig
6 cl bananlikør (f.eks. 99 Bananas)
6 cl vodka
6 cl canadisk whisky (f.eks. Crown Royal)
6 cl ferskenlikør (Peach Schnapps)
9 cl tranebær juice
9 cl ananasjuice
Fyld et stort glas godt op med is. Hæld bananlikør, vodka, whisky og ferskenlikør over isen. Top med tranebær- og ananasjuice, rør godt rundt, og servér med det samme.
004 Alien Urine Sample
Urinprøve fra udenjordisk væsen
In a shaker fill with ice and add coconut rum, melon liqueur, banana liqueur, peach schnapps and sweet & sour mix.
Shake it up really good to mix everything together.
Pour everything into a tall glass, add a splash of soda water and blue curaçao.
Enjoy!!!!
005 Anal sex
Baghyler
Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice and strain into a white wine glass half filled with ice.
006 Ankles in the air
Anklerne op i luften
Add Ingredients: In a cocktail shaker filled with ice, pour in the mandarin vodka, coconut rum, peach schnapps, pineapple juice, and orange juice.
Shake: Shake the mixture well to chill and combine the ingredients.
Strain and Serve: Strain the drink into a shooter glass and serve immediately.
007 Ass on your face
Røv på dit fjæs
Fill a cocktail shaker with ice.
Add the chocolate liqueur, caramel vodka, and peanut butter whiskey to the shaker.
Shake well for about 10–15 seconds until chilled and well-mixed.
Strain into a shot glass.
Optional): Garnish with crushed peanuts around the rim or a drizzle of caramel syrup on top for a sweet touch.
Serve immediately and enjoy the candy bar flavor in every sip!
008 Bald pussy
Skaldet fisse
Fill a highball glass with ice to chill the drink.
Add Ingredients: Pour the melon liqueur, blueberry schnapps, lime juice, lime vodka, triple sec, and Absolut vodka over the ice in the glass.
Shake: Transfer the mixture into a shaker, shake well to blend the flavors, and then pour it back into the glass.
Top Off: Add a splash of 7-Up or Sprite for a refreshing fizz.
Serve: Garnish with a lime wedge or cherry if desired. Enjoy your zesty and fruity cocktail!
009 Bald slut
Skaldet tøjte
1 Combine the Jägermeister and peach schnapps in a shaker with ice.
2 Shake briefly to chill.
3 Strain into a shot glass or pour into a rocks glass over ice.
010 Bartender's wet dream
Bartenderens våde drøm
Kom ingredienserne lagdelt i et shotglas og kom en lille smule flødeskum på toppen.
011 Better than sex
Bedre end sex
Pour the Frangelico hazelnut liqueur, Haagen Dazs cream liqueur, Grand Marnier and Kahlua coffee liqueur into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes.
Shake well, and strain into a highball glass filled with ice cubes.
Float the cream on top, and serve.
012 Big dick in my ass
Stor kæp i min mås
Fill a shaker with crushed ice.
Add coconut rum, blue curaçao, peach schnapps, pineapple juice, and mango juice.
Shake until chilled and lightly frothy.
Strain into a tall glass filled with fresh crushed ice.
Add a splash of lemon-lime soda if desired for a bit of sparkle.
Garnish with a pineapple wedge, cherry, and mint sprig.
013 Birth Control
Prævention
1 Pour gin and rye whiskey into a rocks glass.
2 Swirl briefly to combine and serve neat or over a single ice cube.
014 Black pussy
Sort fisse
Combine Ingredients: Add the raspberry liqueur, Canadian whiskey, blue curaçao, sour mix, and a splash of 7-Up to a cocktail shaker.
Shake: Fill the shaker with ice and shake well until the mixture is thoroughly chilled.
Strain: Strain the mixture into a glass (a rocks glass or martini glass works well).
Garnish: Add a cherry on top for a decorative touch.
Serve: Enjoy your vibrant and flavorful drink!
Tips for Serving: For a more dramatic presentation, serve in a chilled glass. Adjust the sour mix to taste if you prefer a sweeter or tangier drink. If you want a fizzier version, top the drink with a little extra 7-Up after straining. This bold and colorful cocktail is sure to be a hit at your next gathering! Let me know if you'd like more cocktail recipes or variations.
015 Bloody coochie
Skide kusse
Fill a glass half full of ice.
Pour in the ingredients in order.
Stir or shake.
Serve.
016 Blow job (Liquid sex)
Blow job
Pour the amaretto into a shot glass.
Layer the Irish cream on top of the amaretto by slowly pouring it over a spoon.
Top with the whipped cream without mixing.
017 Blue balls
Blå kugler
Combine all the ingredients
Shake until chill, and strain into your shot glass.
018 Climax
Klimax
Shake once without ice and once with; strain into a cocktail glass and garnish with freshly grated nutmeg.
019 Clit licker
Klit slikker
Add both ingredients to a cocktail shaker filled with ice.
Shake well until chilled.
Strain into a large shot glass or rocks glass.
Serve immediately and enjoy.
020 Cock 'n Balls
Pik'å kugler
1 Fill a highball glass with ice cubes
2 Pour raspberry lemonade over the ice.
3 Add green apple vodka and watermelon vodka, stirring gently as you pour.
021 Cock tease
Pik sjov
Combine Ingredients: Add the melon liqueur, Sour Peach Pucker, Triple Sec, and vodka to a cocktail shaker filled with ice.
Shake It Up: Shake well to chill and blend the ingredients.
Strain and Serve: Strain the mixture into a shot glass.
Enjoy: Serve immediately and enjoy this simple yet flavorful shot.
022 Cream on my pussy
Spunk på min fisse
Sugary Seduction (Optional): Rim a martini glass with lemon juice, then dip in sugar for that sweet tease
Shake It Good: In a cocktail shaker, combine: Limoncello, Vanilla vodka, Heavy cream and Ice
Shake until it’s chilled and creamy
Pour the Creamy Magic: Strain into your sugar-rimmed martini glass
Make It Sparkle: Top with a splash of prosecco for that sexy fizz
Final Flirt: Garnish with a lemon twist for a bright finish
023 Creamy crotch
Snasket skridt
1 Add cocoa powder to a rocks glass.
2 Pour vodka and Jack Daniel's into the glass over the cocoa powder.
3 Add cream.
4 Stir vigorously until the cocoa powder is as well incorporated as possible.
5 Serve immediately..
024 Creamy oral orgasm
Flødeagtig oral orgasme
Drizzle: Swirl salted caramel sauce inside a glass and add a pinch of sea salt if desired.
Mix: In a shaker, combine vodka, butterscotch schnapps, coffee liqueur, cream, and ice. Shake gently.
Pour: Strain into the caramel-drizzled glass over fresh ice.
Garnish: Top with whipped cream and extra caramel drizzle for a luscious finish.
Sweet, silky, and slightly salty—this dessert cocktail is the ultimate indulgence for butterscotch and coffee lovers alike.
025 Creamy snatch
Flødefisse
Fill half the glass with ice. Pour in the buttershots first, followed slowly by the kahlua until you're halfway up the glass. (You can allow yourself to be a little more generous with the Buttershots than with the Kahlua). Pour in the half-and-half last, and stir until mixed completely. Serve cold.
026 Cum in my ass
Sperm i min mås
Mix: In a shaker or glass, combine coconut rum, blue curaçao, pineapple juice, lime juice, and ice. Stir gently until chilled.
Serve: Pour into a glass over fresh ice and top with lemon-lime soda.
Garnish: Add a pineapple wedge or lime wheel for a vibrant tropical presentation
027 Cum shot
Sperm skud
028 Dark pussy
Mørk fisse
Combine Ingredients: Add the bitter beer, bourbon whiskey, coffee liqueur, milk, tonic water, and chocolate ice cream into a blender.
Blend Well: Blend until smooth and all ingredients are well combined.
Serve: Pour the mixture into a glass and enjoy immediately.
029 Deep throat
Langt ned i halsen
Pour Kahlua and vodka into a shot glass.
Top with whipped cream.
030 Dirty banana
Uartig banan
Gather the ingredients.
Put 1/4 cup to 1/2 cup of ice in the blender container.
Add 1 1/2 ounces white rum, 3/4 ounce Kahlúa, 3/4 ounce banana-flavored liqueur, 1 ounce light cream, 1 ounce whole milk, and 1 ripe medium banana and cover. Blend until smooth, increasing the speed as necessary to thoroughly pulverize the ice.
Pour the drink into a (preferably chilled) small hurricane glass, martini glass, or other cocktail glass.
Cut a slit halfway through a banana wheel and hang it on the rim of the glass. Top with a maraschino cherry if desired.
031 Dirty girl scout
Uartig pige spejder
Combine all ingredients with ice in shaker.
Shake well; strain into glass.
032 Dirty orgasm
Sjofel orgasme
Layer in order.
033 Dirty sex
Sjofel sex
Prepare the Glass: Fill a glass with ice.
Mix the Ingredients: Pour in the Madeira, black cherry schnapps, melon vodka, orange juice, and pineapple juice into the glass.
Shake: Shake the mixture well to combine the flavors.
Top and Garnish:Add a splash of grenadine on top and garnish with an orange slice and a cherry.
Serve immediately and enjoy your Dirty Sex cocktail!
034 Dirty slut
Sjofel tøjte
Add the vodka, raspberry syrup, and lemon juice to a cocktail shaker filled with ice.
Shake vigorously until chilled.
Strain the mixture into a rocks glass filled with fresh ice.
Top with a splash of club soda and garnish with a raspberry.
For a non-alcoholic mocktail version, simply skip the vodka and use 1.5 oz of raspberry syrup instead.
035 Dirty swinger
Uartig swinger
In a shaker add ice and all of the ingredients above.
Shake and strain your mixture into a shot glass.
036 Dirty whore
Sjofel luder
1 Combine vodka, peach schnapps, grenadine, blackberry liqueur, and coconut rum in a shaker.
2 Add fruit punch and ice, then shake until well chilled.
3 Fill a highball glass with crushed ice.
4 Strain or pour the mixture over the crushed ice.
037 Dirty wh*re bath water
Uartig hores bade vand
1. Fill a cocktail shaker with ice.
2. Shake the vodka, apple pucker, and lemonade mix with ice and strain into a shot glass.
3. Serve immediately and enjoy.
038 Do me now
Knep mig nu
Add the 151 proof rum, peach schnapps and cranberry juice to a shaker half filled with ice.
Shake well and strain into glass.
Top with sprite.
Garnish with an orange spiral.
039 Dublin handshake
Irsk håndtryk
1 Pour Baileys Irish Cream, Irish whiskey, and sloe gin into a cocktail glass.
2 Stir briefly to combine.
040 Fat pussy
Fed fisse
Dissolve the Heat: Pour boiling water over Jell-O mix. Stir 'til totally dissolved.
Stir the Sexy: Let it cool just a bit (2–3 mins), then mix in vodka, rum, and cold water.
Pour + Chill: Fill your shot cups or molds. Chill in the fridge for 3–4 hours until set and jiggly.
Garnish + Serve: Top with whipped cream + pink sprinkles
Serve cold, take your shot, and live a little louder
041 Frozen pussy
Kold fisse
Blend: Add the Irish cream, strawberry liqueur, and vanilla ice cream to a blender. Toss in a handful of ice cubes if you want it extra frosty.
Pour: Blend until smooth and creamy, then pour the mixture into a highball or hurricane glass.
Garnish: Drizzle grenadine over the top so it sinks through the drink and creates a sweet, marbled look. Drop a cherry on top and serve with a straw!
042 Fuck me hard
Knep mig hårdt
Mix everything well and serve over ice.
043 Fuck me in all positions
Knep mig i alle stillinger
Step 1: Rim the Glass
Pour a packet of Pop Rocks onto a small plate.
Dip the rim of a highball or rocks glass in honey or corn syrup.
Gently dip the sticky rim into the Pop Rocks until it’s coated. Set aside.
Step 2: Mix the Base
In a cocktail shaker filled with ice, add vodka, blue curaçao, lemon juice, and cranberry juice.
Shake vigorously for 15 seconds until chilled.
Step 3: Build the Potion
Carefully pour the shaken mixture into your prepared glass filled with fresh ice.
Top with lemon-lime soda or sparkling water for a bubbly finish.
Step 4: Garnish & Spark
Add a glow stick stirrer or sprinkle edible glitter on top for that mystical vibe.
Drop in a few extra Pop Rocks just before serving for the signature crackle and pop!
044 F*ck me now
Bol mig nu
Mix the magic: In a large punch bowl or cauldron, combine grape juice, soda, pineapple juice, vodka, and blue curaçao. Stir gently.
Add the drama: Slowly pour in grenadine — it’ll swirl and sink, giving a creepy layered effect. Don’t stir too much if you want that haunted look.
Bring the thrill: Toss in a small chunk of food-safe dry ice for an eerie, bubbling cauldron effect (do NOT touch or ingest dry ice!).
Garnish with danger: Add gummy worms draped over the sides or orange slices floating on top for that wicked vibe.
Serve chilled: Use clear cups to show off the ghostly purple hue and swirling layers.
045 Fuck me until i scream / - ice cream
Knep mig indtil jeg skriger
Fill a large drink bucket or pitcher halfway with crushed ice.
Pour in all rums, juices, blue curaçao, lime juice, and simple syrup.
Stir thoroughly to combine and chill.
Top off with a splash of lemon-lime soda or tropical soda.
Add additional ice as needed.
Garnish generously with fruit, candy, and straws for sharing
046 G-spot
G-punkt
Add whiskey, raspberry liqueur, and orange juice in a cocktail shaker with ice.
Shake well until chilled, and strain into a shot glass.
047 Hanjaab
Håndarbejde
Combine Ingredients: In a cocktail shaker filled with ice, add the pineapple juice, vodka, and silver tequila.
Shake Well: Shake vigorously until well mixed and chilled, allowing the ingredients to blend together beautifully
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Prepare the Glass: In a tube glass, pour in the green apple syrup and then add the Bacardi rum.
Fill with Ice: Fill the glass with ice to keep your cocktail refreshingly cool.
Pour the Mixture: Carefully pour the shaken mixture over the ice in the glass, creating a delightful layered effect.
Garnish (Optional): If you want to elevate your cocktail, top it with vodka-infused green apple popping boba for a fun texture and flavor burst.
Serve and Enjoy: Don’t forget to share this vibrant cocktail with your friends! Cheers!
Modify the recipe to your taste, and always drink responsibly. Don’t drink and drive, please!
048 Hard dick
Stiv pik
Fill an old-fashioned glass with ice.
Pour in the Kahlua, then the gin, and top with Irish cream.
Gently stir for a marbled effect or mix completely for a uniform creamy texture.
049 Hello Kitty
Hallo Kitty
!
050 Hot lesbian sex
Hed pigesex
Add equal parts of both brandys and the peach schnapps in a shot glass, top with 151, set fire to it and serve.
051 Hot pussy
Varm fisse
Pour all amounts over ice in shaker, shake, then strain into shot glass!
052 Instant orgasm
Øjeblikkelig orgasme
!
053 Invite me to f*ck
Inviter mig til at bolle
Set the Mood: Rim your martini glass with blue sugar using simple syrup (totally optional, but totally worth it).
Shake It Up: Fill a shaker with ice. Add vodka, blue curaçao, crème de cacao, and cream. Shake it like you mean it for 15 seconds until frothy.
Serve the Seduction: Strain into your glass. Top with whipped cream and blue sprinkles for that irresistible finish
054 Juicy pussy
Saftig fisse
Prepare the Mixing Glass: Add ice to a mixing glass.
Pour in 1 ounce of Irish cream, followed by 1 ounce of peach schnapps, and then add 4 ounces of pineapple juice.
Shake: Shake well until the mixture is chilled and combined.
Strain: Strain the mixture into a shot glass.
Serve: Enjoy your delicious Juicy P*ssy shot!
055 Just fu*ck, don't talk
Bare knep, sig ikke noget
(Optional but epic) Rim your glass with lemon juice and dip into crushed Pop Rocks for a crackling start.
In a shaker filled with ice, add vodka, blue curaçao, and schnapps. Shake lightly.
Strain into a tall glass filled with fresh ice.
Top with lemon-lime soda and a splash of club soda for a fizzy finish.
Garnish with a rock candy stick or a skewer of fizzy/gummy candies.
056 Kiss my p*ssy
Kys min f*sse
1. **Fill Glasses**
Add crushed ice to two glasses and set aside.
2. **Mix the Juices**
In a shaker or small pitcher, combine pineapple juice, passionfruit or mango nectar, lime juice, and coconut water. Add edible shimmer if using, and stir well.
3. **Pour & Swirl**
Pour the juice mixture over the ice. Slowly drizzle in grenadine — it will sink and swirl up beautifully for a glowing “kiss” effect.
4. **Garnish & Serve**
Add a pineapple wedge or mint sprig for tropical flair. Serve immediately with a straw and enjoy the shimmer and glow!
057 Kitty nectar
Kussesaft
1 Fill a cocktail shaker two-thirds with crushed ice.
2 Add Bailey's Irish Cream, cherry advocaat, and coconut rum.
3 Shake and strain into a Collins glass filled with ice.
4 Top with 7-Up and serve.
058 Leg opener
Ben åbner
Fill a highball glass with ice. Pour brandy over the ice followed by Butterscotch Schnapps.
059 Leg spreader
Ben spreder
Add the spiced rum, peach schnapps, coconut rum and pineapple juice to a shaker filled with ice. Shake well. Pour the contents of the shaker into a tall glass. Garnish with a cherry
060 Lick a horny witch
Slik en liderlig heks
Fill a tall glass with ice.
Add peach schnapps, blue curaçao, white rum, and vodka.
Top with Sprite.
Stir and serve.
061 Lick Me 'Til Ice Scream!
Slik mi til is creme / jeg skriger
Blend the Ingredients: In a blender, combine the dark crème de cacao, Frangelico, Kahlua, half & half cream, vanilla ice cream, and crushed ice.
Blend Until Smooth: Blend until the mixture is completely smooth.
Pour and Garnish: Pour into a hurricane glass and garnish with a maraschino cherry.
Serve and Enjoy: Serve immediately and enjoy this creamy, indulgent treat
062 Lick my stick
Slik min stang
Fill a cocktail shaker halfway with ice cubes.
Add 2 oz vodka and 1 oz sambuca to the shaker.
Shake vigorously for 5 to 10 seconds to chill and mix the ingredients.
Strain the mixture into a chilled martini glass.
Garnish with a licorice stick by placing it in the glass or resting it on the rim.
063 Liquid viagra
Flydende Viagra
Prepare the Shaker
Fill a cocktail shaker with ice cubes.
Add Ingredients: Pour vodka, Blue Curacao, cranberry juice, lemon juice, and grenadine into the shaker.
Shake: Shake vigorously until the outside of the shaker feels frosty.
Strain & Serve: Strain the cocktail into a chilled glass.
Garnish: Top with a maraschino cherry for a sweet and colorful finishing touch.
Tips
For added flair, rim the glass with sugar or edible glitter.
Adjust the sweetness by varying the amount of grenadine to your taste.
Serve in a martini or rocks glass depending on your preference.
Enjoy your Liquid Viagra responsibly!
064 Masturbation
Onanering
Fill a shaker with ice
Add all the ingredients.
Shake well until chilled.
Strain into a shot glass.
Serve and enjoy responsibly!
065 Muff diver
Muffe dykker
Combine equal parts amaretto, Irish cream, and Kahlúa in a cocktail shaker with ice.
Shake briefly and strain into a shot glass.
Set the shot glass inside a wide rocks glass, fill the surrounding space with whipped cream, and optionally top with a cherry.
066 My pussy needs you
Min fisse behøver dig
Rim: (Optional) Dip the rim of your glass in grenadine, then in red sugar for a bloody-sweet touch.
Shake: In a cocktail shaker filled with ice, combine vanilla vodka, crème de cacao, red velvet liqueur, cream, and a splash of grenadine.
Strain: Shake well and strain into a chilled glass.
Garnish: Top with whipped cream and finish with a cherry or candy fang for spooky flair.
067 My Wife's Snatch
Min kones fisse
1 Half-fill a cocktail shaker with ice cubes.
Add raspberry vodka, Chambord, watermelon juice, Midori, and vanilla rum.
3 Shake well until chilled.
4 Strain into a highball glass and serve.
068 Naked lady
Nøgen dame
Fill cocktail shaker 1/2 way with ice
Add rum, vermouth, brandy and lemon juice
2.5 ounces rum,2.5 ounces sweet vermouth,1 ounce apricot brandy,1 ounce lemon juice
Cap shaker and shake for 15 seconds
Strain and divide into the martini glasses and float a lemon wheel in each glass
2 lemon wheels
Sip
Smile
Enjoy
069 No lick, no fuck
Ingen slik, ingen ****
Shake it good: Fill a shaker with ice. Add all ingredients: coconut rum, crème de cacao, cream of coconut, and cream. Shake like you mean it for 15–20 seconds.
Make it sexy: Strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with a rim of shredded coconut or white chocolate shavings — fluffy, snowy, and seductive.
Sip like you’re in control.
Smooth, silky, and impossible to forget.
070 Nymphomaniac
Nymfomanisk
Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into a shot glass.
071 One night stand
Engangsknald
Add Grey Goose Citron, simple syrup, lemon juice and berry puree into a glass.
Shake.
Strain into a mason jar full of ice.
Lightly top with Domaine St. Michele brut.
Garnish with a lemon peel.
072 Orgasm
Orgasme
Build all ingredients over ice in an old fashioned glass or shot glass.
073 Pain in the ass
Ondt i røven
Combine the Liquors: In a large pitcher, pour in the Midori melon liqueur, Bacardi 151 rum, Malibu coconut rum, and DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker schnapps. The combination of these spirits gives the drink its bold, fruity kick!
Add Pineapple Juice: Pour in the pineapple juice, and gently stir to blend all the flavors together. This tropical juice balances out the bold alcohol flavors with some sweetness and tartness.
Top with Soda: Add the 7-Up soda to the mixture for some fizz and extra refreshment.
Serve: Fill highball glasses with ice and pour the mixed cocktail into each glass. Stir gently to mix everything evenly.
Enjoy: Serve immediately and enjoy the sweet, tangy, and fizzy Pain in the Ass Drink with your friends. Cheers to good times and fun flavors!
Pro Tip: This cocktail packs a punch, so sip responsibly and make sure to pace yourself—it's as potent as it is delicious!
074 Panty dropper
Trusse taber
Add ice and your ingredients to a cocktail shaker. Shake for approximately 30-45 seconds
075 Panty remover
Trusse fjerner
Fill tall glass with ice.
Pour vodka, beer, and tequila into glass.
Pour lemonade to the top and add splash of cranberry juice.
Garnish with lemon slices and maraschino cherry
076 Pink pussy
Lyserød fisse
CUBA Raspberry og grenadine shakes med fløde. Top til sidst med Sprite og pynt med friske hindbær.
En klassiker, der lyder fræk og smager skønt!
077 Porn Star Martini
Porno stjerne martini
Add all ingredients except sparkling wine into a shaker with ice and shake vigorously until well-chilled.
Strain into a chilled coupe glass.
Garnish with a passion fruit half.
Serve with a sparkling wine sidecar (on the side).
078 Promiscuous cunt
Promiskuøs kusse
1 Combine vodka, peach schnapps, melon liqueur, and a splash of pineapple juice in a cocktail shaker with ice.
2 Shake briefly until chilled.
3 Strain into a shot glass.
4 Add a small splash of lemon-lime soda on top..
079 Purple Alaskan Thunder Fuck
Lilla tordenknald a'la Alaska
In a cocktail shaker filled with ice, combine 1/4 oz vodka, 1/4 oz rum, 1/4 oz gin, 1/4 oz triple sec, 1/4 oz raspberry liqueur, 1/4 oz sweet & sour mix, and 1 splash pineapple juice.
Shake well to mix and chill the ingredients.
Strain the mixture into a shot glass.
Add a splash of 7-Up on top.
080 Pussy eater
Fisse æder
First put ice in jar, then add 2 parts Crown and 3 parts peach schnapps. Fill rest of the way with OJ, stir togeher. Garnish with cherry, orange, or pineapple.
081 Pussy juice
Fisse saft
Shake with ice, pour into a highball glass, and serve.
082 Pussy monster
Monster fisse
083 Pussy on your face
Fisse i fjæset
Put icecubes into glass and add melon liqueur first. Add all remaining ingredients except for the orange and pineapple juices....juices are poured in at the end of the process, as in orgasmic experience.
084 Quick fuck
Hurtigt knald
Forbered din shotglas:
Begynd med en ren shotglas for at sikre, at lagene forbliver skelte.
Lager den første likør: Begynd med at hælde 0,33 oz melon-likør i den shotglas. For at skabe en ren lag, hælde den langsomt over spisen bagved eller brug en hælger til at hælde drinks. Melon-likör typisk er tyngre, hvilket gør det til en god basis.
Tilføj den anden likør: Deltag derefter, omhyggeligt lagde 0,33 oz irskt cream over melon-likör med samme teknik. Denne tyngde forskel mellem likørene tillader kaffenikøren at sidde pænt på toppen af melon-likøren uden at blande.
Topp med irskt cream: Tilføj derefter 0,33 oz irskt cream. Irskt cream er lettere og vil flyde over de to andre lag, hvis det hælges langsomt og langsomt.
Servering straks: Server kaffet straks efter lagning for at bevare de skelte lag og sikre den bedste smagsoplevelse.
Nyd din hurtige Fuck Shot!
085 Santa in the sack
Julemanden i kanen
Fill a rocks glass with ice cubes.
Add the Vodka, Red Bull, and Red Cranberry Juice to the glass.
Stir the drink gently to combine the ingredients.
Garnish with a lime wedge for an added touch of freshness.
Santa in the Sack is a lively and energizing cocktail, thanks to the Red Bull's boost and the crisp, tart notes of cranberry juice. The vodka gives it a clean, smooth finish while the lime wedge adds a zesty pop. It’s a fun, festive drink that combines the sweetness of cranberry with the energy of Red Bull, perfect for those who want to stay alert during a holiday party or to enjoy a spirited cocktail with a refreshing twist.
086 Screaming multiple climax
Skrigende mangfoldigt klimaks
1 Fill a shaker with ice.
2 Add vodka, creme de cacao, amaretto, Frangelico, and creme de banana.
3 Shake well until thoroughly chilled.
4 Strain into a hurricane glass.
5 Top with cream to fill the glass..
087 Screaming orgasm
Skrigende orgasme
Add all ingredients into your cocktail shaker with plenty of ice.
Shake well for 10 - 15 seconds and strain the drink in a Hurricane glass filled with crushed ice.
Garnish with grated chocolate.
088 Set her clit on fire
Sæt ild til hendes klit
Rim edge of shot glass with tabasco and chili flakes
Pour cinnamon whiskey followed by jagermeister
Add a float of 151 proof rum
Light the 151!
089 Set my pussy on fire
Sæt ild til min fisse
Fill a cocktail shaker with ice.
Add vodka, blue curaçao, and sour mix. Shake well.
Strain into a glass filled with fresh ice.
Top with lemon-lime soda and stir gently.
Garnish with a skewer of gummy candies.
Serve immediately and enjoy the electric burst of flavor!
090 Sex on the bar
Sex på bardisken
Prepare the Glass: Fill a highball or hurricane glass with ice cubes.
Mix the Ingredients: In a cocktail shaker, combine pineapple rum, Triple Sec, cranberry juice, Piña Colada mix, and pineapple juice.
Pour & Serve: Strain the mixture into the prepared glass.
Garnish & Enjoy: Add a pineapple wedge or cherry on top for a beautiful finish. Serve immediately and enjoy!
091 Sex on the beach
Sex på stranden
Hæld isterninger i shakeren.
Tilsæt alle ingredienser i shakeren.
Shake grundigt.
Put isterninger i highball glas
Strain drinken ned i glasset.
Pynt eventuelt med en skive appelsin.
092 Sex with the bartender
Sex med bartenderen
Mix rum, triple sec, lime juice, grenadine and 7-up. Garnish with lemon and lime, then splash irish cream down the middle.
093 Sex With The Manager
Sex med chefen
Fill a tall glass (like a hurricane or highball) with ice.
Add:
1 shot each of the flavored rums
A splash of Absolut Apeach
Top off with orange juice.
Add a splash of cranberry juice and a splash of 7-Up on top.
Garnish with colorful fruit – orange slice and cherries work perfectly.
094 Sexy bitch
Sexet kælling
Fill a highball glass with ice.
Pour in the Amaretto, Canadian whiskey, and Southern Comfort.
Add a splash of sour mix.
Top off with 7-Up and stir gently.
Garnish with a lemon wedge or cherry if desired.
Enjoy!
095 Shaved beaver
Barberet dusk
Fill a highball glass with ice.
Pour in the Canadian whiskey, peach schnapps, and lime juice.
Top off with cranberry juice.
Stir well to combine.
Garnish with a lime wheel.
096 Shaved pussy
Barberet fisse
In a highball glass with ice, pour in vodka, grenadine and sweet and sour mix.
Add lemon-lime soda and stir gently.
Garnish with a lemon wedge and cherry.
097 Slippery dick
Glat pik
Prepare the Glass: Begin by filling a rocks glass with plenty of ice. This forms the perfect cool base for your drink.
Pour the Ingredients: Start by adding butterscotch schnapps to the glass, its sweet, warm caramel notes filling the glass. Next, pour in the creamy Baileys Irish Cream, giving the drink a rich and velvety texture. Finally, add the half and half cream, which will give the cocktail a smooth, luxurious finish.
Stir the Drink: Gently stir the mixture, letting the flavors blend together in perfect harmony. As the ingredients mix, you’ll see the drink transform into a creamy, light golden concoction.
Garnish with a Cherry: Add the finishing touch with a maraschino cherry, preferably one with a long slippery stem to add a touch of playfulness and charm. The cherry will sit atop the creamy concoction, ready to be enjoyed.
There’s something undeniably decadent about the Slippery Dick cocktail. The sweet combination of butterscotch schnapps and Baileys gives it a smooth, indulgent quality that makes it feel like a treat rather than just a drink. The addition of half and half cream takes this cocktail to a new level of creaminess, turning every sip into an experience. It’s a drink that’s as comforting as it is enjoyable, with a little playful twist thanks to the maraschino cherry garnish.
Imagine yourself at a cozy gathering with friends or at a low-key celebration, when someone orders a round of these delightful cocktails. As the Slippery Dick is served, the room lights up with a mixture of laughter and curiosity. It’s the kind of drink that instantly becomes a conversation starter, with its creamy texture and cheeky name. With every sip, you feel a little more relaxed, a little more indulged, and a lot more in the mood to enjoy the moment.
Whether you're hosting a party or simply relaxing after a long day, the Slippery Dick cocktail always delivers. It’s a reminder that sometimes, the best moments are those spent savoring the little things—like a perfectly crafted drink and the laughter of friends surrounding you. So go ahead, pour yourself a glass, let the sweetness take over, and allow the good times to slip right on in. Cheers!
098 Slippery nipple
Glatbrystvorte
Pour butterscotch schnapps into a shot glass, then top with Irish cream liqueur.
099 Slow fuck
Langsom knald
Pour blue curacao and gin into an ice-filled old-fashioned glass. Fill with equal parts sweet and sour mix and pineapple juice, and serve.
100 Snatch
Fisse
101 Sour pussy
Sur fisse
Mix over ice.
102 Squeeze my tit
Klem min babs
Ice It: Fill that shaker with ice and get ready to play.
Mix the Mischief: Pour in Malibu, banana liqueur, vanilla vodka, pineapple juice, and orange juice. Shake it like someone just yelled "Spring Break!"
Serve the Sass: Strain into a glass filled with ice. Add a splash of lemon-lime soda if you like a little sparkle. Garnish with a cheeky banana slice or candy on the rim
103 Strawberry seduction
Jordbær forførelse
Shake all the above together with ice.
Double strain into a hurricane glass.
Garnish with fresh basil tips, dried strawberries, and star anise.
104 Strawberry stripper
Jordbær stripper
Fill a Collins glass half full with ice.
Pour in the strawberry schnapps and orange juice.
Add one drop of cream.
Stir well and serve.
105 Strip and go naked
Strip og vær bar
Stir all ingredients over ice until well chilled, then pour unstrained into a double Old Fashioned glass. I’ve garnished with fresh mint; and an orange peel bird flying past a lime wheel sun
106 Strip and go naked (punch)
Strip og vær bar (punch)
In a 4 to 5 gallon sports drink dispenser, combine the light beer, vodka and lemonade concentrate. Stir gently to disperse the lemonade. Put the lid on and serve.
107 Sugar daddy
Sukker farmand
Fill a shaker halfway with ice cubes. Add the first four ingredients to the shaker. Shake the mixture well. Strain the drink into a chilled cocktail glass and drizzle with the caramel syrup.
108 Sweet pussy
Sød fisse
Add ingredients to a mixing glass half-filled with ice. Swirl and strain into a large shot glass, and serve.
109 Threesome
Trekant
Select and pre-chill a MARTINI GLASS.
Prepare garnish of pineapple wedge.
SHAKE all ingredients with ice.
FINE STRAIN into chilled glass.
110 Tie me to the bedpost
Bind mig til sengestolpen
Fill a glass with ice
Pour in melon liqueur
Pour in citrus vodka
Pour in coconut rum
Pour in sweet & sour mi
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Stir to mix
Garnish with a cherry
111 Toilet water
Toilet vand
Mix all the ingredients in a large mason jar or punch bowl. Stir well and refrigerate.
Serve!
112 Twat
Kusse
Rim a shot glass with sugar.
Pour 1 oz of Tuaca into the shot glass.
Serve with a lemon wedge on the side.
113 Urine
Urin
1 Combine gin and lime juice in a glass.
2 Add club soda and stir gently.
3 Warm the drink gently before serving, either over low heat or by using warm club soda.
114 Viking's testicle
Vikingens testikel
Banana Foam:
In a whipper, combine:
Banana liqueur, lime juice, eggs.
Charge with nitrogen. Shake well and set aside.
Base Cocktail:
In a shaker, combine: Black cow vodka, black spiced rum, brown sugar syrup, lemon juice.
Add ice and shake vigorously.
Assembly:
Strain the shaken mixture into a wine glass.
Top with the prepared banana foam.
Garnish:
Brulée banana slices with a torch until caramelized.
Place the banana slices on a cocktail pick and set on the lip of the glass.
About This Drink: Created for adventurous mixologists, the Viking’s Testicle showcases a balance of sweet, tangy, and rich flavors with a dramatic presentation. The banana foam and bruléed banana slices elevate this cocktail into a professional-grade experience.
Drink Responsibly: Impress your guests with this bold and creative masterpiece!
115 Violent sex
Voldsom sex
Combine Ingredients: Add the white curaçao and sloe gin to a glass.
Fill the Glass: Fill half of the glass with orange juice and the other half with sour mix.
Stir and Serve: Gently stir to mix the ingredients and serve immediately.
Enjoy your vibrant and refreshing cocktail!
116 Vulva
Vulva
1 Fill a Collins glass with ice cubes.
2 Add Key Largo schnapps, rum, and triple sec to the glass.
3 Fill with orange juice and stir gently to combine.
117 Walk of shame
Skammens gang
Pour goldschlager into shot glass.
Slowly layer jagermeister over back of barspoon onto surface of goldschlager.
118 Wampire's bite
Vampyrens bid
Chill the glass: Start by chilling your shot glass. You can place it in the freezer for a few minutes, or fill it with ice while you prepare the ingredients.
Layer the shot: In a mixing glass or shaker, add the raspberry vodka and cranberry juice. Shake gently with ice to chill the ingredients, but don’t overdo it—this shot is best served with a little clarity between the layers.
Pour and create the "bite": Strain the vodka and cranberry juice mixture into your chilled shot glass. For that perfect "bloody" effect, you can drizzle a small splash of grenadine down the side of the glass so it sinks to the bottom, giving the appearance of a bite mark!
Serve & Enjoy: Serve immediately and enjoy the fruity, tangy, and mysterious flavors of the Vampire’s Bite Shot! This drink is sure to get everyone in the mood for a fang-tastic time.
Whether you’re hosting a Halloween party or just looking for a fun, spooky shot, the Vampire’s Bite Shot is an easy and eerie drink to serve. It’s delicious, visually striking, and guaranteed to be a hit!
119 Wanna fuck?
Vil du kneppe?
STEP 1: MIX THE COCKTAIL
In a cocktail shaker, combine blue curacao, peach schnapps, vodka, cranberry juice, orange juice, and pineapple juice. Fill with ice, then shake thoroughly until well-chilled.
STEP 2: SERVE
Strain the cocktail into a glass filled with fresh ice, allowing the vibrant colors to blend beautifully. Serve immediately and enjoy.
Relish in the Wanna Fuck cocktail, a bold, fruity drink with a refreshing tropical twist!
120 Wet crotch
Vådt skridt
Layer the ingredients:
Start by pouring the Triple Sec into the shot glass.
Carefully layer the Raspberry Liqueur on top using the back of a spoon to slow the pour and create a distinct layer.
Finally, layer the Irish Cream Liqueur on top using the same spoon technique.
Serve immediately: Enjoy the shot as is, or give it a quick stir before drinking for a mixed flavor.
Flavor Profile:
Triple Sec: Adds a sweet, citrusy orange flavor as the base.
Raspberry Liqueur: Brings a fruity, tangy berry note in the middle layer.
Irish Cream Liqueur: Provides a creamy, smooth finish with hints of vanilla and whiskey.
This shot is perfect for parties or as a fun way to end a meal. The layered effect makes it visually appealing, and the combination of flavors is sure to impress! Cheers!
121 Wet pussy
Våd fisse
In a large pitcher, combine berry juice, orange juice, lemonade, and honey (if using). Stir well.
Add fresh berries and ice cubes.
Pour in club soda or sparkling water just before serving for a fizzy effect.
Stir gently and garnish with orange slices and mint sprigs.
Serve immediately and enjoy the refreshing taste of spring!
122 Wild sex
Vild sex
Fill a hurricane glass with ice, pour in malibu, peach schnapps and 151.
Pour juices on top followed by a splash of grenadine.
Use a shaker tin to cover the glass and give a couple of good shakes.
123 Witch's clit
Heksens klit
1 Pour out one-quarter of the lemon-lime soda from its container to make room.
2 Add the vodka directly to the container.
3 Cap the container and shake to combine, then serve over ice.